Celebrity Masterchef

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It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Hi Romaining

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The dumplings look nice. I like mushrooms.

Faye is beautiful.

I’d love to see her au naturel as time goes on. A proper professional kitchen will soon melt the top layer

Mushrooms are sinful

Oysters are also boak

Gregggg appears to have been working on his Cockerneee guffaw since last series 🤨

I would 100% cut my hand off trying to open an oyster.

I love oysters.

I like all them dishes

Well yes.

Have I got this right, this is the second episode and they are trying to cook professional kitchen dishes? Despite apparently not knowing one end of a carrot from another yesterday?

Paul is like the old bloke who just walked into the kitchen by mistake

Hi everyone, has Faye had implants In her forehead? I saw contouring me ruined on yesterdays thread, but today, it looks like she has horns!!!! Surely that’s not just contouring??

Yeah they are filleting fish opening oysters stuffing courgette 🤣🤣🤣

Not keen on duck. Although in duck’s defence I’ve only ever had it once and with raspberry jus.

Yep that's it exactly Romain

I've never eaten courgette flowers but I think I would.

I don't know Faye but I'm liking her more as time goes on.

Stuck courgettes! Surely bashing them on the bench would loosen them.

I could do without Danny's manic laughter.

Starting to find Danny a tad annoying

I loooove duck! Noping the oysters though.

He’s dead annoying

They were all mysteriously au fait with crème anglaise, meringue and caramel at the start of this episode, Romaining. Well, to a greater or lesser extent. But definitely not total beginners.

They are lovely, depending on what's inside them.

They do them at the hotel I go to at Crete.

Not mushrooms 😂