Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Not on my tv guide. Womens Euros and then Commonwealth Games would suggest a few weeks in my mind

Wednesday 10 August. Don't know what time yet.

Oh bum. I got overexcited. Sorry.

Thank god there’s a thread, I was looking out for the Chuffians klaxon but didn’t see one. Hope @pebbledashery is OK?

waves to everyone and congratulations @ShirleyPhallus!

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow helloooo! Yes, it’s this Wednesday at 8, bring on the traditional parade of the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible 😉

Got it on record ..
Never comment ,but I love this thread ...and now I have got you all saved x

Ohhhh I didn't realise it was this week otherwise I would've resumed my administrative role! Normal service will be resumed at thread 2 😊😊. Thank you to who made this thread x

I think Faye will be good entertainment.

Checks in, arranges seating and snacks and waits patiently for Wednesday 😊

Hope everyone is doing well

How's the bump doing Shirley

Ooh I see Shetland is back too just after MC

I love Shetland

Hello Chuffians good to see you all again. Looking forward to to tuning in at 8.

I'm so excited.

I'm betting on Danny Jones as he shows his cooking frequently on his Instagram.

See you all tonight

I'm pretty excited that it has both Nancy Dell'Ollio and Paul Chuckle on it. I haven't seen anything of Nancy since the days when she used to overshare details about Sven 😂😂

It’s a piquant pairing, isn’t it, TheDogsMother? 😎

Ohh tonight at 8
ill be there , see u all later

Why is it obligatory to have a drag queen on? Surely all that latex and wig and fake lashes are going to be a fire hazard?
anyway dog walk, shout at Gregg then Shetland (thigh rub) Do you know in Shetland they have cake fridges? Fucking genius.

Hi @Ellenanora7 bump is great thanks, she’d been earthside for a week now and is lovely! Looks like gregggg though mind

hi also @Halsall!

signing in for tonight and episode 1 shit show

Hello, just checking in for the series.

Placemarking.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Nancy Dell'Olio is not a forager.

If you haven't seen Nancy since her Sven days then you missed her emerging from a sparkly coffin, drinking a glass of champagne, on Strictly, and also a routine where her feather boa went rogue and constantly threatened to nobble Anton du Beke. She was magnificent and terrible at the same time. I also remember her putting in an appearance on that Andrew Neill late night politics show where she was completely incomprehensible, but gloriously so.

Literally sweating like a beast tonight.

Good evening all CM watchers - hope it's good but if not, I know you lot will be. 👋

Evening all

Evening all.

I'm expecting Nancy to be terrible and I don't know about the rest.

Can I be the first to say....

Fuck off Greggggg

Paul Chuckle!!