Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

My favourite custard is by Ambrosia

Hope he’s better walrus. 💐

I honestly don't like the look of floating merengues

You always have the best stories. I love that you share them.

Hes getting a bit better but a while to go yet. We go on holiday next month and I don't think he'll be able to go and we don't have insurance yet.

Just also noticed the wee refresh at the bottom of the page.

Meringues should be crispy and chewy, not flobby poached bastards.

That looks too anaemic for me

Ooh I'm impressed with the new page refresh function 🔄

Fluff in mouth them yuck

Gregg could just do it for her

Snap @GrandTheftWalrus !

JT's version looked pretty poor.

She's definitely done this before. You can't fool me, Producers.

Gregg laughing at her unfunny jokes

Well Gregggggg’s eyes are out on stalks now, aren’t they 👀

I’m still a minute behind, sorry 😂

Babe. Ffs

I had rhubarb mess last week in a pub, best perfectly crisp and chewy meringue ever.

This is just grim in comparison

There is no way they are doing this without off screen coaching

Awww, thanks guys!

Faye can go home.

She’s done this before.

Shes definitely done that before.

It looks like a big bowl of vomit with a turd on top. My analysis.

I’m not a bad cook but I wouldn’t have a bloody clue.

Ringer.

I couldn't find refresh at all until OhWhat pointed it out to me yesterday

Come on Danny.