Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

I was gonna suggest the same, I think the key will be diluting the taste with other stuff. Add loads of herbs and some sugar

I picked them all off so I was left with mozzarella, pesto and grilled peppers. That was quite nice.

I am finally hungry and I have no food in the house and no money for a takeaway 🙃.

And torturing myself watching masterchef Australia.

I just ate my thrice weekly special, salmon, potatoes and frozen veg. 20 minutes, job done.

We had a stir-fry with leftover chicken. I only got two meals out of it; I am not Mumsnetting right.

I’m having the traditional Mumsnet Massive Salad™️

Who even are you if you can't make 5000 meals from a mumsnet chicken??

Stir-fry = warm coleslaw = Justice for Nancy!

Here on time tonight.

Evening all.

Ready to tell Gregg to fuck right off

Evening all. Hoping today is better than yesterday

Fayes fake tan and makeup combo is really terrible

Ah the music. Pirates of the MasterchefKitchen.

Well I had a cup of soup and one slice of bread, jaysus I'm stuffed, won't need to eat till Saturday or maybe even Sunday

(rips open big bag of onion rings whilst eyeing up the cheese and crackers)

Sorry to hear about your husband Walrus 💐💐

Captain Gregg Egghead

White T-shirt. Greggs eyes popping out of his head

I reckon Gregggg will be focused on her boobs.

Gregg is like that pervy bloke down the pub

Thanks Ella x

Ooh I can finally bold easier now.

Why are they still all about 40ft apart?

I like to use golden caster sugar in my custard.

Ds2 belongs to an online special needs group.. Gregg and his wife joined them for a session from their home... Ds2 taught Gregg how to sign biscuit. GW was very impressed!! ☺ ☺ ☺

I bet on this day Gregg ate 23 meringues with custard and caramel.

I don't eat custard and am not sure anyone eats floating islands through choice.

Sweet scrambled egg coming up.