TENNIS: Bienvenue à Roland-Garros

[JaneJeffer]

Just realised the tennis ball emoji is missing from the app. Merde. Off to complain!

Has anyone got the answer smash? It’s bugging me! I can’t get Steffi Graf to fit with the picture either!

Mats was desperate for Carlos to win, and made it clear when he nearly lot to Albert the other day.

No one is talking about Zerverev, John. They are are talking about Zverev.

The competitive singing is making me laugh!

Happy 21st birthday Iga!

RG must have to get lots of cakes in - it’s a popular time for tennis players to be born

Lovedthe singing.

Closest I could get with the answer smash was Steffi Graff-ic Calculator, Chessie.

But that doesn't make much sense ( I would call it a scientific calculator really)

There's some type of graph on the calculator Chessie is that it?

I'm missing all the chat trying to fling a dinner together.

Rafa!

My laptop just appeared to die, and I panicked. I think I've fixed it now.

Just googled and apparently there is such a thing as a graphing calculator. Who knew?!

Yes, I googled it Chessie - not exactly a mainstream 'thing' Scientific calculator? Yes, Graphing? NAh.

We are bored of the Djok vaxx stuff John.

And why do they always go on about Rafa (previously) 'only' winning Australia once, but they never used to say it about Djok(before last year) - or Roger, at RG?

John is hyper

I hate hearing Rafa say it could be his last match.

But is it better to lose - the last time - at the qf stage of a slam. Without knowing it's the last time?
Or say you are retiring, and limp out, beaten, in the first round?

Jane he's probably been drinking gallons of coffee to stay awake.

I know I have

I want a time machine to the end of the match, I'm not sure I can watch.

Yes Casper good lad

Yeah, that was the idea. It's not the best one I've come up with, actually (I have thirteen more! Try another one:

I wonder if there will be booing?

I thought it was a graphIC calculator when the phrase "Steffi graphic calculator" popped into my head last night (as random phrases are wont to do!). What followed was a fun half an hour thinking up a bunch more of tennis related answer smashes.

Oh- that would be our dur favourite - Ro-Botic Van De Zandshulp

It's a good idea, Get.

I'm never quick enough when watching the actual show. It amazes me how quickly some players get the answers.

Take the coffee away from Mac

I'm grumpy about Alcaraz losing. I like him (and I like anything new, to be honest - I think it comes of having grown up in the era of the Big 3) and I don't like Zverev. Pretty sure whoever wins tonight is winning the tournament now. (Also I had Alcaraz in my fantasy team so nil points for me there!).

I like Tsitsipas and I like Medvedev and I like Alcaraz and I like Fernandez and everyone I like has gone out in the last two days!

Don't injure yourself, Rafa.

Hope you don't like Rafa @GetTheGoodLookingGuy

Cooooooorect!

One more then I'm off to watch - maybe back later.