Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

I'm not sure I have ever seen anyone batter a chip.

As much as that's a lovely offer Pebble I'll have to decline. Instant mash should be banned.

Wtf are those chips

I want some of that west African sauce to dip my deconstructed potatoes in, or just eat, I’m not fussy. Actually it would go well on Sarah’s burger thing.

@EsmaCannonball

Potato Love sounds like something Gregg might consider if his wife's gone away for three days.

Oh Jesus why would you say that 😁😁

Sarah is the least annoying contestant

Heck a smear

@EsmaCannonball

Potato Love sounds like something Gregg might consider if his wife's gone away for three days.

Potato love is Greggs sex face..

I love brunch. But not at brunch. Especially with hollandaise sauce.
Stacks though can gtf

That’s not a stack, it’s a round of mush with crumbs on

'It's difficult being creative in a sea of creative chefs'

What utter guff.

Greggs sex face gives me anaphylaxtic shock

That's steak tartar not steak

Pomme Anna. Sex on a plate. Not sex with Gregg though.

I'd eat several handfuls of those chipsticks

She needs to go for Spuddy Nuts. Also Gregg.

Best dish

YOU LOVE ME, YOU LOVE ME

How do we tell that you are shocked Holly?

Holly's theatrical crying performance. It's not Les Mis love.

If Holly & Gregggg had a baby it would look like this…

Spuddy Nuts is Gregg's username on the Potato Love chat forum (don't look for it, dark web only.)

I want Leon to stay as he has such a lovely smile. Not holding much hope.

Come on Joanna has got to go

Holly reminds me of Tracey Barlow