Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

@viques

Yam two ways . Is that yam and may?

Crying 🤣

Really disgusting

@viques

Yam two ways . Is that yam and may?

boom tish!

viques

Fuck off john. Battered is beautiful.

I absolutely love potatoes but I can't stand Grace Dent.

@Pebbledashery

What does Holly do again, I forgot?

Isn’t she a dentist? Or a Botox practitioner, one of them, can’t remember which.

Sarah's dish sounds vile

I came back onto MN after a few months just for this thread because I had to see if anyone else had noticed her Botox! And she’s only 29

Bubble n squeak will win grace over.

I am judging everyone who isn't doing just nice potatoes very harshly.

Her botox is horrendously bad

I just had some crisps as 'homage' to the potato.

Grace talking to Holly and silently thinking what a cretin she is

She both works in theatre and in a cafe apparently.

Sarah has gone anaemic again with the poached eg crumbs

@Piggywaspushed

I just had some crisps as 'homage' to the potato.

Deconstructed potato, Piggy

I really want mashed potatoes now.

Scottish rugby-playing Aled Jones's potatoes look very greasy.

@GrandTheftWalrus

I really want mashed potatoes now.

I've got some smash (out of date probably) in the larder (aka cupboard) that you can have?

Potato Love sounds like something Gregg might consider if his wife's gone away for three days.

@EsmaCannonball

Potato Love sounds like something Gregg might consider if his wife's gone away for three days.

🤮

@EsmaCannonball

Potato Love sounds like something Gregg might consider if his wife's gone away for three days.

Oh no! What a thought. 🤢🤢🤢

Potato love is what love making to Gregg is call.
screams

Haha John. Crap chips