Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

Oh oh raw 🐔

Stephanie is a goner

How much raw meat are we going to have this series

@RomainingCalm

Has anyone else noticed that Gregg seems to be speaking differently to some contestants in this series. He's adopted what I can only describe as a 'bedroom voice' - quieter, softer, slower. It's like he's been on a speaking course.

'Bedroom voice'??????

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Bye Stephanie

Oh sorry it's guinea fowl

“Not a lot to the plate? “Didn’t say that to Holly who made an inedible broth and a handful of dumplings.

Yeah, think it’ll have to be Stephanie

Pebbledashery

Holly has the kind of mouth you want to shove an apple in.

Yes!

(Btw, she works in the theatre, you know)

Liking Sarah

I'm getting the feeling Joanna is going to go through to every round

@LaMarschallin

Pebbledashery

Holly has the kind of mouth you want to shove an apple in.

Yes!

(Btw, she works in the theatre, you know)

Did she?? Omg I didn't know 🤣🤣

Why’s her head so shiny. Weird

Bye Steph. Raw meat is unforgivable.

Holly looks vaguely familiar, has she been in anything else? (Don’t think I’ve seen her at the theatre!) or maybe she looks like someone else and that’s who I’m thinking of…

I had mushrooms on toast. Sorry mushroom haters.
Not a good night is it?
Sorry, bit if a lag, Dd decided to book her travel insurance, return flight and pack tonight. She goes tomorrow. Ffs.

See you Stephanie

Raw poultry just won't cut it

Has Gregggggg never heard of a mango and sweetcorn salsa, that dish that has fruit in it? It’s not a fruit salad! FFS!

None of these contestants are stand out.

littl maybe she put her glaze on it?

Time for Grace!

@GrandTheftWalrus

littl maybe she put her glaze on it?

Yep that’s it 🤣🤣

Tigi looks like a lovely guy

Love Grace. She's so charming.

They are a pretty poor group but at least we have lovely Grace.