Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

They look to be cooking lamb properly at last.
Solicitor? No.

Yes, the police officer would have been useful, especially if Gregg survives and tries to convince women it is his duty to re-populate the planet. We'll need someone with handcuffs and a taser.

The use of those poncy chef tweezers gives me the rage

I can see a Nasturtium leaf, and it's a big one!

Moist... where's me bucket 😠

By the way does anyone know if Potterhead ever got onto MC, I don't think she came back to the threads

Maybe one of these is Potter?

I was afraid that was going to be underdone.

That lamb looks lush. I'd have that over all the fish.

Ally needs to stand next to Joanna.

Yeah that’s a guy that practises a lot

All the house sales in Scotland falling through. As he practises his meals

I’ll see your moist and raise you juicy. Errrgh.
4 aprons.

That's it. I can't take it any more. I need to smack John with a grammar book.

@RomainingCalm

By the way does anyone know if Potterhead ever got onto MC, I don't think she came back to the threads

Maybe one of these is Potter?

Isn’t she Irish? I keep hoping she’ll pop up giving us a wink.

@RomainingCalm

By the way does anyone know if Potterhead ever got onto MC, I don't think she came back to the threads

Maybe one of these is Potter?

I hope if she is on it she'll give us a signal, something along the lines of telling Gregg to shut up would do it 😁

@GrouchyKiwi

That's it. I can't take it any more. I need to smack John with a grammar book.

Why does no one from the BEEB tell him. We used to have standards 🤦‍♀️.

Ooooh puddings

A solicitor won't be useful in the post-apocalypse but his tweezers might come in handy, so I'm keeping him.

(Plus he didn't bugger up lamb. Literally a miracle.)

I don't trust people who aren't fans of desserts.

Along with the cod farm does Gregggg now have a pineapple orchard?

@EsmaCannonball

A solicitor won't be useful in the post-apocalypse but his tweezers might come in handy, so I'm keeping him.

(Plus he didn't bugger up lamb. Literally a miracle.)

Plus he's tall, so, you know, lightning rod.

Yep she's pretty neat to near to me OhWhat which we discoverd on the last series, or actually maybe the one before, so I'm wondering did covid mean she couldn't take part.

Or doing the double vs behind his back. Or piping fuck off baldy in pomme purée.

Why does no one from the BEEB tell him. We used to have standards

It all went wrong when Barry Took left Points of View.

@EsmaCannonball

A solicitor won't be useful in the post-apocalypse but his tweezers might come in handy, so I'm keeping him.

(Plus he didn't bugger up lamb. Literally a miracle.)

No no solicitors even with tweezers.

Others might have decided not to do a dish that requires leaving overnight to taste good, but you do you, Joanna.