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Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

970 replies

Pebbledashery · 13/03/2022 19:30

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2022 21:44

Chocolate fondant! There’s a blast from the past.

Halsall · 29/03/2022 21:44

Not more chocolate fondants. They were just doing them on Sleb Bake-off earlier 🤦‍♀️

Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:45

I'm not a fan of chocolate fondants any more

Blueberrycreampie · 29/03/2022 21:46

No thanks!

HMSSophia · 29/03/2022 21:46

Oh I want that cheese thing. I really do

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2022 21:47

And panna fucking cotta.
At least the copper is doing something different.

Blueberrycreampie · 29/03/2022 21:48

I'll have the Pina Colada 😋

fourquenelles · 29/03/2022 21:48

That's an anaemic brittle

Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:48

Ooh cheese lovely

I've port salut and brie but sadly no crackers so I'll keep them for tomorrow

Wolfcub · 29/03/2022 21:49

God could Gregg's commentary be any more friggin obvious. Panna cotta is cold and creamy. No! Really Gregg? Is it? Fuckwit !

littlbrowndog · 29/03/2022 21:49

Poor pudding nils

ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:49

That ice cream has melted. He's out.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2022 21:49

Soft ice cream, SOFT. Not loose.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2022 21:49

Bye Liam

jay55 · 29/03/2022 21:50

Tata mr forgetful.

EsmaCannonball · 29/03/2022 21:50

Knafeh sounds like how a Turkish person might refer to Gregg.

littlbrowndog · 29/03/2022 21:51

Omg greg. Shut up,

ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:51

Good fondant.

jay55 · 29/03/2022 21:52

Edible flowers drink

HMSSophia · 29/03/2022 21:52

Let's be honest no post apocalyptic world needs a bank manager

Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:53

Ah feck it I'll have the cheese without the crackers, it looks lonely anyway so I'll put some of it out of its misery.....it's only fair really and I'm nice like that☺️

littlbrowndog · 29/03/2022 21:53

Greg patronising twat. 🤮

ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:53

Stephanie should be through.

EsmaCannonball · 29/03/2022 21:53

Chocolate fondant is very Celebrity Masterchef.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2022 21:53

That pastry is also anaemic

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