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Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

970 replies

Pebbledashery · 13/03/2022 19:30

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2022 21:29

28? I'm pretty sure they meant 18.

fourquenelles · 29/03/2022 21:29

Yeah Granny alert!

Wolfcub · 29/03/2022 21:29

Ewwww Gregg no!

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2022 21:29

SHUT UP GREGG.

Too much homage paying today.

Halsall · 29/03/2022 21:30

Another homage DRINK!

Ally seems quite keen and possibly good.

EsmaCannonball · 29/03/2022 21:30

Aubergine would be my Food Hell on Saturday Kitchen.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2022 21:30

Mum card.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2022 21:30

Noooo. Don't drape it coyly over the rice. Sad little aubergine boat.

RomainingCalm · 29/03/2022 21:31

"I wanted to pay homage to the fact that I love lamb"

What nonsense.

ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:31

I'd eat that.

jay55 · 29/03/2022 21:31

Aubergine draped over rice is making me giggle

GrandTheftWalrus · 29/03/2022 21:31

How did that guy forget the mussels? Tit.

Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:31

@littlbrowndog

Does anyone here spend hours on presentation of the tea at home 🤷‍♀️
Yes my tacos took forever to stay upright tonight before we filled them, god I was exhausted 😁😁

Puke Gregg bis feeling excitable 🤢

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2022 21:31

Nowt special there.

littlbrowndog · 29/03/2022 21:32

What butter in rice is lovely.
Butter in anything is lovely

HMSSophia · 29/03/2022 21:32

Your post apocalyptic world @EsmaCannonball is now without a copper im afraid

Blueberrycreampie · 29/03/2022 21:32

@GrandTheftWalrus

How did that guy forget the mussels? Tit.
And the seaweed double tit!
EsmaCannonball · 29/03/2022 21:32

Ally is putting me in mind of a young Aled Jones who plays non-contact rugby.

RomainingCalm · 29/03/2022 21:32

What's with the plating obsessions this evening?

Blueberrycreampie · 29/03/2022 21:34

Oh no not moist, please!

ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:34

Moist.

Shut up Gregggg

HMSSophia · 29/03/2022 21:34

@RomainingCalm

What's with the plating obsessions this evening?
Cos the foods crap
Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:34

By the way does anyone know if Potterhead ever got onto MC, I don't think she came back to the threads

Halsall · 29/03/2022 21:34

Tweezer Guy Ally is a contender, methinks

ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:35

Baaaa