Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

Mind you, Jesus would irritate me today such is my mood

Ha! I am saving that line!!

I hate to say that Former Headteacher is about as flustered as I'd be on a show like this and I would have forgotten All The Things as well.

Have they deliberately grouped by similar dishes? Might make comparisons easier but it's boring.

Sauce a bit thin! My dog does thicker wees than that, even when he's on his twelfth lamppost.

Niall you pissed it up love

I do dishes of panic and anger every night

No shit Gregg

@EsmaCannonball

Sauce a bit thin! My dog does thicker wees than that, even when he's on his twelfth lamppost.

😂😂😂

That looks like cardboard vomit

Esma 🤮 but also 😂

Of course it is @GrouchyKiwi

Oh hearing Greg pronouncing Scottish words is making my ears hurt.

That looks seriously grim. 🤢🤢🤢

What's the fried oat thing, missed what he said

Tin opener issues, I feel seen.

Another dad card...

@EsmaCannonball

Second dead dad homage

Skirlie.

TWO dead Dads? Too much for the first round....

@Ellenanora7

What's the fried oat thing, missed what he said

Skirlie.

Foo Foo dumplings sound filthy.

Too much fish going on in this episode

Another dead dad homage. Big drink.
Another annoying one.

My friend is on tonight.