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Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

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Pebbledashery · 13/03/2022 19:30

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2022 21:10

Well, that’s not a blind test then.

GrandTheftWalrus · 29/03/2022 21:11

Evening all. I'll be late. Baby walrus kicked off as it started. Just making her bottle so hopefully catch up

Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:11

Hi Romaining hope you're well

RomainingCalm · 29/03/2022 21:12

DH just looked up from Wordle, exclaimed 'only 5 bloody chips' and went back to Wordling..

GrouchyKiwi · 29/03/2022 21:12

Give BabyWalrus a squidge from me, Walrus. Internet squidges from strangers are perfectly reasonable.

jay55 · 29/03/2022 21:12

Not a fan of black food. Another popular one on GBM this season.

EsmaCannonball · 29/03/2022 21:12

Five chips! I'd cry if someone served me five chips!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2022 21:13

Does Holly work in the theatre then? No one said.

Blueberrycreampie · 29/03/2022 21:13

Good dish for Halloween maybe?

HMSSophia · 29/03/2022 21:13

This theatre director aka barmaid, is v irritating. Mind you, Jesus would irritate me today such is my mood

Halsall · 29/03/2022 21:13

What is point tagliatelle?

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2022 21:13

Holly has an annoying demeanour

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fourquenelles · 29/03/2022 21:13

Would be smokey with choooorrreeezzo on it numbnuts

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2022 21:13

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Does Holly work in the theatre then? No one said.
Drink!
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ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:14

@EsmaCannonball

Five chips! I'd cry if someone served me five chips!
I was once served 6 chips Sad
Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:14

I'm getting the the impression walrus that babywalrus doesn't like Gregg so makes it known to you 😁

Pebbledashery · 29/03/2022 21:14

Is it the Fish Chronicles tonight 😂

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fourquenelles · 29/03/2022 21:14

@HMSSophia

This theatre director aka barmaid, is v irritating. Mind you, Jesus would irritate me today such is my mood
Join me on the "I am fecking irritated" bench
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/03/2022 21:15

@Ellenanora7

I'm getting the the impression walrus that babywalrus doesn't like Gregg so makes it known to you 😁
Babywalrus has good taste.
Halsall · 29/03/2022 21:15

Taxi for Niall

ilovesooty · 29/03/2022 21:15

Oh dear.

Ellenanora7 · 29/03/2022 21:15

Forgot the mussels you numpty

littlbrowndog · 29/03/2022 21:15

And me. Cross 😞

Blueberrycreampie · 29/03/2022 21:15

OMG forgot the mussels and the seaweed?

HMSSophia · 29/03/2022 21:15

@fourquenelles Love to because, at last, someone understands ... feck arse

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