Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

The only thing more embarrassing than using tinned food on Masterchef is not actually being able to open the tins.

Nobody needs to hear about your inner depths Gregg

@Candlecassie

My friend is on tonight.

Can you say who it is?

Thanks blueberry never heard of it

Jesus Gregg has inner depth who'd have thought it

Oooh exciting candle. Hope they do well

@Candlecassie

My friend is on tonight.

Oh that's cunning. Without saying who, we are now on best behaviour re castigating the ambitious fools contestants

'It smells like feet but it tastes amazing'

Yeaaaaaah, not really selling it to me, Sarah....

Did she deep fry the skirlie? That sounds like a good plan.

Greg’s vacant look

That venison is raw

@Candlecassie

My friend is on tonight.

Ooooo who is it so I can be kinder than I would usually if they are crap!

@Candlecassie

My friend is on tonight.

Sarah?

I like rawish meat

@Candlecassie

My friend is on tonight.

Oh who is it Candle, insider information is always welcome😁

Fuck off Greggggggg ; it isn't porridge.

@Ellenanora7

Thanks blueberry never heard of it

Jesus Gregg has inner depth who'd have thought it

Thought it had died out.😀

How the fuck does anyone get a hasselback potato to be crunchy? I have tried and failed a few times.

I'm really bored by the cooking so I'm judging the contestants on how useful they'd be come the apocalypse. Firefighters and dashing sailors are trumping theatre directors and social media managers.

Those dumplings look like eyeballs

The dumplings look like eyeballs with the red sauce creating veins.

Tears already..
I don't like empathy so early on.
Give me ice cold.

@EsmaCannonball

I'm really bored by the cooking so I'm judging the contestants on how useful they'd be come the apocalypse. Firefighters and dashing sailors are trumping theatre directors and social media managers.

Good game, good game!

I want someone to answer "No, you can't ask me to tell you that" and then look at John for his feedback, dismissing the greengrocer.

@EsmaCannonball

I'm really bored by the cooking so I'm judging the contestants on how useful they'd be come the apocalypse. Firefighters and dashing sailors are trumping theatre directors and social media managers.

Haha 😂