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Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

970 replies

Pebbledashery · 13/03/2022 19:30

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

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RomainingCalm · 25/03/2022 20:42

@EsmaCannonball

So Pookie can also star in Howard's Arabian Triangle! She poaches the mysterious, swarthy sea captain from Kate O'Mara, and then they have a catfight in the Albert Dock.

... just as Gregg pops up from behind a wheelie bin shouting "You've got one minute. ONE MINUTE."

Halsall · 25/03/2022 20:43

Eek, for the avoidance of doubt, I wasn’t implying that people on this thread were over-foraging! I was thinking of the foraging contestants we love to hate

fourquenelles · 25/03/2022 20:44

That looks as dry as old boots I am afraid Lisa

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:44

Unless Lisa lives by Loch Ness she was on holiday not a staycation grr

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:45

Dry

RomainingCalm · 25/03/2022 20:46

That's a shame. I liked Lisa.

EsmaCannonball · 25/03/2022 20:46

Balmoral Chicken for someone who's probably got his own bunk-beds there. Brave.

Halsall · 25/03/2022 20:46

That’s one hefty piece of fish from Beardy Eddie

CeleriacOfTheNight · 25/03/2022 20:46

@EsmaCannonball

Balmoral Chicken for someone who's probably got his own bunk-beds there. Brave.
Grin
CeleriacOfTheNight · 25/03/2022 20:47

Bouillabaisse-base

ilovesooty · 25/03/2022 20:47

Eddie must have escaped from a professional kitchen somewhere.

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:47

@CeleriacOfTheNight

Bouillabaisse-base
It's all about the bouillabaisse base
jay55 · 25/03/2022 20:49

Pookie's dish is a bit close to her first round one.

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:49

Has anyone seen Pebble??

fourquenelles · 25/03/2022 20:51

@ilovesooty

Eddie must have escaped from a professional kitchen somewhere.
Or the bed of an older woman who he spends all his time with creating tasty nibbles when not snuggling. OK OK I can dream!
Halsall · 25/03/2022 20:51

No, hope she’s OK

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2022 20:52

Oh my god. Too emosh.
This ones off.

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:53

Think pebbles Scottish. Lot of covid. So maybe that

ilovesooty · 25/03/2022 20:54

FFS More Pookie.

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/03/2022 20:54

I love haggis bonbons. But black pudding bonbons are soooo much better.

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:54

I miss her.

If they dont out Rishi through I'll write to points of view.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2022 20:54

Hope Rishi stops in.

jay55 · 25/03/2022 20:55

It's only Iohn objecting to Rishi. He better stay.

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:56

Yay but Lisa was a good second

ilovesooty · 25/03/2022 20:56

Thank goodness for that. No way did Rishi deserve to go home.