Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

Hayley can't believe it.

Will there be foraging soon ?

@EsmaCannonball

Eddie should be in some Arabian Nights swashbuckling sailing adventure with a cutlass and one hoop earring. His hair, his trousers and his sails, all should billow.

Oh yes, this too.

In an episode of Triangle though. Just as a mash up.

OhWhat, you mentioning wild garlic pesto reminded me.....did anyone else see the news stories that FORAGERS are stripping woodlands bare of wild garlic and selling it to caterers/restaurants for pesto?

@Halsall

OhWhat, you mentioning wild garlic pesto reminded me.....did anyone else see the news stories that FORAGERS are stripping woodlands bare of wild garlic and selling it to caterers/restaurants for pesto?

I feel a bit guilty now, might just have had a batch of celeriac and wild garlic soup this week

Eddie so posh.

Oh fuck, it’s on my travels time. Never a week in Benidorm, either fish n Chips or when I travelled around Vietnam.
They are letting Tom talk to the plebs!

Love me a bit of TPB

A late Greek lunch - temura courgette slices served with horseradish bread sauce; a juicy salad with salty feta; a side of chips and a gallon of retsina.

Does Lisa have a wife and kids? Wonder why she doesn't mention it more often

tempura - lost me p

Eddie + the son of the real Rupert Campbell Black. I'm seeing a drama set in the world of rival polo-playing teams. (Also starring Kate O'Mara.)

Celeriac as long as you didn’t take a binbag full, as the foragers were doing, I reckon you're off the hook

Hmmmm. My holiday food memory is a warm sandwich, a bag of ready salted crisps and a slightly crushed Mr Kipling pie eaten in a lay-by on the A38.

May need to do some work to translate that into a MC dish.

@Halsall

Celeriac as long as you didn’t take a binbag full, as the foragers were doing, I reckon you're off the hook

Phew no, just a pot full!

Oh Tom, some people go on holiday in their own country. Sometimes to Butlins even.

Some people don't even go on holiday...

Romaining just call it deconstructed. Et voila.

Bought a boat 🤷‍♀️

Pookie is referring to herself in the third person again.

Hmm Pookie's not short of a bob or six

@Piggywaspushed

Oh Tom, some people go on holiday in their own country. Sometimes to Butlins even.

Some people don't even go on holiday...

Innit! And there was him, expecting only tales of Sri Lanka and Mustique but hey ho, Scotland- why not??

She owned a salon in Solihull.

@Halsall

OhWhat, you mentioning wild garlic pesto reminded me.....did anyone else see the news stories that FORAGERS are stripping woodlands bare of wild garlic and selling it to caterers/restaurants for pesto?

I didn’t, but I know it’s a problem and I know I slagged off foraging knobs in mc prof. I pick one bag, freeze it then blitz. But restaurants shouldn’t be buying it.

So Pookie can also star in Howard's Arabian Triangle! She poaches the mysterious, swarthy sea captain from Kate O'Mara, and then they have a catfight in the Albert Dock.

Gregggg can still tell the time.