Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

Time for a wee and a coffee then part two.

I can't imagine choosing pale, flaccid dumplings in a bowl of tasteless creamy stuff over haggis and whisky.
But what do I know?

Me too vickerish. Bad choice

Oh, I really liked Irini and Jane. Tim... not so much.

Oh good. Irini.

Jane really irritated me.

Irini is my favourite winner from my favourite final.

Not sure I’d have a sponge pudding after fish & chips tbh, but I’m willing to be convinced

Eddie in his raging gale! It's like he's travelled in time and read our thoughts.

Am strangely attracted to Eddie now. Must be his voice 🤦‍♀️

Pookie is not fun.

@littlbrowndog

Am strangely attracted to Eddie now. Must be his voice 🤦‍♀️

Me too. Very inappropriate but good fun

Tim omfg that jumper

I’d forgotten about the world's longest table

I can’t remember Tim.
Love Ireni’s top.

Asian steamed custard. Anyone who's watching this year's Great British Menu will have seen a lot of those.

I worry for Laura, she's does a lot of deep frying for someone who insists on completely bare arms.

That is a Findus crispy pancake

She’s really wanting to tell Gregg to fuck off isnt she?
My daughter has that jumper. It looks nicer on a 24 year old size 8.

@CeleriacOfTheNight

I worry for Laura, she's does a lot of deep frying for someone who insists on completely bare arms.

I have her down as vain as can be

Her chicken looks lovely

Here’s the captain

Proper chips there 👍

She reminds me a but of Mad Meena on Emmerdale with that gurning.

DH would be wondering where his chips went,