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Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

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Pebbledashery · 13/03/2022 19:30

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

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jay55 · 25/03/2022 20:18

That rice ShockShockShock

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:18

Student curry from her

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/03/2022 20:19

Never good when you can slice rice 😂

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:19

@GrandTheftWalrus

Never good when you can slice rice 😂
🤣🤣
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2022 20:19

Lisa’s lamb is looking perfect.

CeleriacOfTheNight · 25/03/2022 20:19

Bless her, that would be my rice. I suck at rice.

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/03/2022 20:20

I'm gonna make a quick curry tomorrow and I'm still gonna get micro rice and I can't make rice on an electric stove. I was great at it when I had a gas hob.

RomainingCalm · 25/03/2022 20:21

Piggywaspushed. I used to love Howard's Way. And yes, Eddie enters the Mermaid shipyard looking for some seasonal work and then has it away with Avril Rolfe.

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:22

100 mls rice 200 mls water. Cook with lid on 13 mins turn of heat leave 12 mins. Put caiman on stick in a a few cardamoms

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:22

Cinnamon

fourquenelles · 25/03/2022 20:22

Oh he is very sweet. And he can cook. I can feel my menopause reversing.

HMSSophia · 25/03/2022 20:23

@fourquenelles GrinGrin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2022 20:23

I always burn mine. I know how to do perfect rice, but then I go for a sit down.
Eddie is Adam Barlows long lost brother.
Fuck I’m hungry. I made wild garlic pesto and pasta. Everyone else had garlic bread.
The bbc ran out of plain flour?

viques · 25/03/2022 20:23

I think Eddie is an escapee from MC the Professionals. That potato gratin looks fabulous.

Piggywaspushed · 25/03/2022 20:23

@RomainingCalm

Piggywaspushed. I used to love Howard's Way. And yes, Eddie enters the Mermaid shipyard looking for some seasonal work and then has it away with Avril Rolfe.
Grin
littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:24

I put timer on my phone for rice otherwise it would burn

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:24

That pud 👏

CeleriacOfTheNight · 25/03/2022 20:25

Eddie looks like a Disney bandit.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/03/2022 20:25

That’s lovely.

littlbrowndog · 25/03/2022 20:26

He so does

Halsall · 25/03/2022 20:26

Triangle! You've taken me back there, Piggy. Kate O'Mara in a tiny bikini 'sunbathing' on deck in what were clearly sub-zero temps....happy days Grin

fourquenelles · 25/03/2022 20:27

My tip for rice is to cover it with water at least 2 knuckles above; bring to boil from cold; stick a lid on it; turn off heat and just leave it until all the water has been absorbed. No lifting the lid so a glass one is necessary.

EsmaCannonball · 25/03/2022 20:27

Eddie should be in some Arabian Nights swashbuckling sailing adventure with a cutlass and one hoop earring. His hair, his trousers and his sails, all should billow.

viques · 25/03/2022 20:28

@viques

I think Eddie is an escapee from MC the Professionals. That potato gratin looks fabulous.
And he tunnelled out with Rishi.
fourquenelles · 25/03/2022 20:28

Rachel was lucky to get through so I have no quibble about that

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