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Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2021 22:49

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
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@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

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GertrudeBElion · 08/11/2021 20:02

I've got Insane in the Membrane as an ear worm now

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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 20:02

I want to start singing Sunchyme by Dario G

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2021 20:03

Mon does the side smile.

TheDogsMother · 08/11/2021 20:03

For those of you who are old enough, he has a bit of Craig David about him.

Sunbird24 · 08/11/2021 20:03

His monkfish looks like sweetbreads…

HMSSophy · 08/11/2021 20:03

Oh dear me

littlbrowndog · 08/11/2021 20:03

Oh dear

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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 20:03

@Sunbird24

His monkfish looks like sweetbreads…
Hahaha i thought that
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Halsall · 08/11/2021 20:03

I've never cooked monkfish before and I'm rapidly going off any idea of doing so in the future.

GertrudeBElion · 08/11/2021 20:03

I think Dario talks a better game than he plays.

Bacon last? Amateur

Wolfcub · 08/11/2021 20:04

What a mess

jay55 · 08/11/2021 20:04

I don't think we've met the winner tonight.

GertrudeBElion · 08/11/2021 20:04

@Sunbird24

His monkfish looks like sweetbreads…
I was thinking the Man With Two Brains
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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 20:04

Boiled fish... Not yum

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2021 20:04

Poor monkfish. I'm not sure it deserved that.

Sunbird24 · 08/11/2021 20:04

Nah, his is worse than Lauren’s

HMSSophy · 08/11/2021 20:04

@Halsall

I've never cooked monkfish before and I'm rapidly going off any idea of doing so in the future.
You could have monkfish curling races tho if you leave the membranes on.
littlbrowndog · 08/11/2021 20:05

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Halsall · 08/11/2021 20:06

I was thinking the Man With Two Brains

The man with two membranes?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2021 20:06

We once had monkfish in a restaurant, in wine sauce. RED WINE. and no membrane removed and over cooked. Was like very expensive rubber balls.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2021 20:06

What a surprise! The people with the harder skills test did worse!

TheDogsMother · 08/11/2021 20:06

@Halsall

I was thinking the Man With Two Brains

The man with two membranes?

🤣🤣🤣
squooshe · 08/11/2021 20:06

this is most irregular having sean pertwee refer to 'coming up after eastenders' in his sultry voice.

GertrudeBElion · 08/11/2021 20:07

@Halsall

I was thinking the Man With Two Brains

The man with two membranes?

Grin
TheDogsMother · 08/11/2021 20:07

See you all later