Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

To be fair, looks like they’re all much better at their own food, thank goodness

Sean could be in east Enders and my knickers would hit the floor.
See you soon.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Sean could be in east Enders and my knickers would hit the floor. See you soon.

I see you as more of a Jon Pertwee gal

On the eastenders thread now. Such a thread sl*t 😂

God can't keep up. Back on this thread now.

I’m coming back from the MAFS thread! 😂

Aaaaaaaaaand........we're back in the room 👀

Just scrambled my brain by watching Only Connect

Back from Only Connect. Monday's are turning out to be exhausting!

Me too Fourq, that was a hard one

Hello again! FIL is telling me about a meeting he's just had and I have very rudely turned the TV back on in the middle of his soliloquy.

Gregg looks terrifying on my HD TV

@fourquenelles

Just scrambled my brain by watching Only Connect

If we get 3 between us we consider it a good night.

@fourquenelles

Just scrambled my brain by watching Only Connect

Same, I was useless.

All the blokes are bearded?

@Pebbledashery

Gregg looks terrifying on my HD TV

But still like a potato?

Choomeric ! In homage to John.

I see you as more of a Jon Pertwee gal only as Worzel (you cheeky mare Squooshe!)
Chumeric. From a chef. 🤦🏼‍♀️

why are they all saying toomeric?

Bladdy fools

Two dishes! And maggots. They are treating us this evening.

Return of the maggots. 😱

Dan now knows how to prepare the monkfish, presumably. It wasn't something they taught him in the Thai kitchen.

@Sunbird24

I’m coming back from the MAFS thread! 😂

What’s Mafs?

Is panne cotta a safe option? I always thought it was a tense ‘has it set perfectly?’ dish.

Monkfish again