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Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2021 22:49

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2021 19:58

Uh. Lauren's fish looked a bit rude while cooking.

Wolfcub · 08/11/2021 19:58

Catastrofish

RunningFromInsanity · 08/11/2021 19:58

@ShirleyPhallus

I wish Marcus would stop saying membrane
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RomainingCalm · 08/11/2021 19:58

When she says that she's worked on super yachts she hasn't actually said that she was the chef...

Halsall · 08/11/2021 19:59

An awful lot of eye-narrowing happened there.

squooshe · 08/11/2021 19:59

Marcus sits in the corner of our kitchen when I make him tea and toast and commentates just like that.

ShirleyPhallus · 08/11/2021 19:59

“DONT FORGET THE PEAS!!”

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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 19:59

The fish has left the building

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2021 19:59

@RomainingCalm

When she says that she's worked on super yachts she hasn't actually said that she was the chef...
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GertrudeBElion · 08/11/2021 19:59

@RomainingCalm

When she says that she's worked on super yachts she hasn't actually said that she was the chef...
Proper arf Grin
ShirleyPhallus · 08/11/2021 19:59

@ShirleyPhallus

“DONT FORGET THE PEAS!!”
I think I’m a few minutes ahead of everyone else as Dario has just served up for me so this will make sense when it comes up!
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2021 20:00

When Mon said”...Monkfish...” I got Fast Show vibes.

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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 20:00

Sweetness of the peas is the scraps of a compliment

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2021 20:00

Arghhhhh I missed the bat signal! Am here now and just turned over to Beeb 1

How are you all? Will read the thread later

Halsall · 08/11/2021 20:00

squooshe Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2021 20:00

Are you living in the future Shirley?

HMSSophy · 08/11/2021 20:01

This chap will know how to fillet a monkfish

Sunbird24 · 08/11/2021 20:01

How are you ahead Shirley? We’re just on Dario’s intro!

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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 20:01

Hello @fourquenelles

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2021 20:01

Oh hello Darius.

ShirleyPhallus · 08/11/2021 20:01

@GrouchyKiwi

Are you living in the future Shirley?
I think I must be, which makes a change from me being late for every bloody other thing
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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 20:01

Dario is going to smash it..

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2021 20:02

Dario! King autocorrect.

littlbrowndog · 08/11/2021 20:02

I like Dario ❤️

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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 20:02

Maybe not..

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