Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Arrrgghhh it's William Sitwell

Cannot stand dickwell

See the way Dan stuck basil leaves on the spag volcano. That’s Monday night tea for us

The toddler can spit on the leaves before she dresses the volcano

Evening. I had a guacamole incident, so missed the tinned food challenge. Now for poisoning Shitwell.

I'd rather have Gregggg than Sitwell.

I love Tracy. Jimi is cool. The less said about the third one the better.

What qualifies you to be a food critic

Dan is the only one who doesn't have a touch of serial killer about him.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Evening. I had a guacamole incident, so missed the tinned food challenge. Now for poisoning Shitwell.

What kind of terrible incident can you have with guacamole?

Why did Dan cut all the fat of the steak

Salmon heads 🤮

Mmmmmm mmmm. Salmon head sauce.

@TheDogsMother

Mmmmmm mmmm. Salmon head sauce.

Vile just vile

Bingo !!!!!!

ME ON A PLATE

Drink!

I can imagine John torturing people in a basement.

@Pebbledashery

What qualifies you to be a food critic

You can be witty and fall into it like Grace, or be rich and from a famous family like Shitwell.

Love pak choi

Lotus root tastes of nothingness

@ilovesooty

I can imagine John torturing people in a basement.

Deffo

Jerusalem artichoke 20 ways will make for a charming medley of farts

Like Leonard Lake and Charles Ng.

Yeah. Me too

@squooshe

Jerusalem artichoke 20 ways will make for a charming medley of farts

😂😂😂😂😂 Tenor, alto, baritone