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Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2021 22:49

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

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Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:43

Spam and corned beef is my worst nightmare food.. Always remember my dad having corned beef then the monumental trumps afterwards, nearly took the bastard house to lift off

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TheDogsMother · 12/11/2021 20:43

Halsall** 🤣🤣

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:45

Pasta and sauce is literally just pasta and sauce

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Wolfcub · 12/11/2021 20:45

Pasta and sauce seems a bit predictable

Halsall · 12/11/2021 20:45

Dan's dish is pretty much a standard weeknight dinner in my house.

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2021 20:46

Am going serve my kids that mountain of spaghetti. Hope they are impressed

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2021 20:46

It is a good challenge. They could have done something quite interesting with it.

ilovesooty · 12/11/2021 20:46

Oh dear Dan.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2021 20:46

Return of the nasturtium leaf.

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:46

Pasta and sauce is what i make when i don't know what else to make

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TheDogsMother · 12/11/2021 20:46

Oh no, it's Jon

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2021 20:47

Cheeky nastaruim leave perched on the spam

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:47

I'm fairly sure Jon didn't grow up in poverty

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ilovesooty · 12/11/2021 20:47

Oh no they like it.

Halsall · 12/11/2021 20:47

Oooof. Those deep-fried artichokes are cremated. And it's Spam. It's not great.

EsmaCannonball · 12/11/2021 20:48

Noooo, I can't look at his ear-holes for much longer.

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2021 20:48

Jon has never had fun Monica. And if he has it’s not something we want to hear about

ilovesooty · 12/11/2021 20:48

He's one step from me on a plate.

TheDogsMother · 12/11/2021 20:48

Do you not do that with your Spam Littlebrowndog ? 🤣

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:48

I do like a potato croquette

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2021 20:49

This show is so soothing without Gregggggg.

littlbrowndog · 12/11/2021 20:49

I will the dogs mother I will

TheDogsMother · 12/11/2021 20:49

I wonder why they've all been so cautious

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 20:49

Gregg really lowers the tone

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ilovesooty · 12/11/2021 20:50

@littlbrowndog

Jon has never had fun Monica. And if he has it’s not something we want to hear about
He might have had fun having his ears cut out.