Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Corned beef hash

Pasta and sauce is disappointing

Me to Wolf. Boston baked beans of some type.

Jeez Dan doing Tuesday tea

Why are they saying anchovies like Annechovies

Me too, that should have said

I love corned beef hash.

Tinned spam foraged from the masterchef pantry

Foragers probably think they'd be good at surviving a war or an apocalypse, but I'll take my chances on someone who knows how to get the spam out of the tin.

Have we a whole hour without Gobshite? Huzzah!

Is pressed ham spam?

Can honestly say I've never eaten spam in my entire life

SPAM is a crime. A terrible, evil crime. It is a such a sin against food that I've bought special salts to make my own corned beef from scratch.

What is he voice about ffs

God his voice is so irritating.

When I lived in the Philippines there was an entire branded Spam restaurant. It was very popular - and huge

@ilovesooty

God his voice is so irritating.

Literally cuts through me

I do not like him at all. Patronising

Tinned potatoes can't go wrong

I'm of a certain age and Friday school dinner was Spam fritters and chips. Followed by Gypsy tart.

I hate to say it, but Nico's sounds pretty good.

As so often, Viz said all that was necessary about foragers....

I never had spam either. Is i5 a lucky escape?

@Halsall

As so often, Viz said all that was necessary about foragers....

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Does Marcus not know that baked beans can come ready-elevated with little tiny pork sausages in them?