Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

@GertrudeBElion

I'm finding myself rooting for Nigel Forage, I know not why

Maybe you have been suppressing a Nigel Farage fantasy and Nigel Forage allows you to indulge this safely.

Anthony seems v awkward

Anthony has Lego hair

I know jay. It’s bad

@squooshe 😂

Not one of them looks happy or excited

Maybe you have been suppressing a Nigel Farage fantasy and Nigel Forage allows you to indulge this safely

Let me think about this.

Nope.

I can't be doing with bits of vegetable standing on end. Lie them down so they can be cut.

I always find vertical vegetables so arrogant

Rhodri has a strangely long head, I've decided.

Hes out then

Dry bunny and potato glue, delicious

All but one of these are tossers.

Dry as it looks 🤣

Mmm blood vein, nom nom

Oh Rhodri

I hate vegetables rampant on the plate. Too phallic.
Rhodri’s phecked.

That looks dry too.

@Pebbledashery

Dry as it looks 🤣

🔥🔥🔥

Is macerated a thing this year.

Drynesssssss

Bye, Rhodri.

@GertrudeBElion

Maybe you have been suppressing a Nigel Farage fantasy and Nigel Forage allows you to indulge this safely

Let me think about this.

Nope.

I'm glad to hear it.

I'd have been keeping an eye on you otherwise.

I think we know Rhodri's fate.

@GertrudeBElion

Mmm blood vein, nom nom