Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

I really really dislike the sneering faced guy forager

Coffee grounds. Willow herb. FFS.

Coffee grounds, lovely to have dinner remaining in my teeth for the rest of the day...

For desert “we”

GRANOLA IS NOT FOR DESSERT. NO. I WILL NOT.

The foraging earhole reminds me of Laurence Fox.

Arrogant prick

carrots and beetroot 300 ways

Foraged!
Pillaging the fields and woodland more like. Hope greggs got some fox pee in it.

@Halsall

Coffee grounds. Willow herb. FFS.

Plenty in my garden he could have - save me weeding.

I LOVE beetroot but I don't want it on my cheesecake thanks.

Yes spot on Squooshe

Pretentious moi ?

@GrouchyKiwi

GRANOLA IS NOT FOR DESSERT. NO. I WILL NOT.

SECONDED

I'm finding myself rooting for Nigel Forage, I know not why

He’s just one person how did he become a we. Wanker

Keep telling yourself it's not a gimmick.
Puddinghead

Not gimmicky? Ffff.

I like courgettes but they are far from exciting

STOP WITH THE HORRIBLE MANDOLIN SLICING SHOTS.

That’s it. I am opening my twirl and eating it. Dam you diet

@GertrudeBElion

I'm finding myself rooting for Nigel Forage, I know not why

It's the coffee grounds!

Infused with.

What is a white balsamic strawberry?

It's not a good night when I'm shouting at the chefs to fuck off more than Gregggggg