Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

@Sunbird24

Love Marcus’s little disparaging comments

I like when the seething ball of quiet rage that is the real Marcus creeps out over the practised smiley TV Marcus.

I suspect John’s default feeling is ‘pretty pleased with himself’

That's two blokes deflated. Yeah of course you knew how to do it - that thing you last did "as an apprentice" ya patronising villain

You could use cornflour, OhWhat?

Right, I'm going to try and not hold John's ghastly ear lobes against him.

Rhodris forehead

Wonder if forager brought some mosses along with him.

Big fan of game and lamb. Offs

Rabbit 😢😢

Remember when Marcus used to reduce them to a quivering heap with a flicker of his eyebrow Squooshe? Fun times.

I don't want to cook it at all, to be frank.

I hate rabbit. Tastes horrid and the bones omg the bones

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Remember when Marcus used to reduce them to a quivering heap with a flicker of his eyebrow Squooshe? Fun times.

Swoon

I do like Indonesian food…

I think they should all be banned from using mandolins. My nerves can't handle it. Have pity on my poor nerves, Producers.

Was the rabbit a bit of roadkill

I couldn't bring myself to eat rabbit

I bet this Indonesian chap could take the black belt fella down any day. Bish bash bosh.

I hate when people take a perfectly nice cake recipe and decide to make it TEA FLAVOURED.

fuck off.

Tea flavoured baked beans

Quite, squooshe. Tea goes with, not in, cake.

@GrouchyKiwi

I think they should all be banned from using mandolins. My nerves can't handle it. Have pity on my poor nerves, Producers.

Oh God yes. I was cringing when he was using the mandolin. I was expecting blood everywhere.

I love rabbit, reminds me of being a kid. I never realised we had rabbit stew when we were skint.
Oo Mon was bouncing then.

Earring man last smiled in 2004

Foragery wankers voice.... Can't