Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

This is the cooking we do for year 7 that’s all weighed out by the poor technician.

Gregg was in creepy awe of Monica's fast wrist action. Watch out, Mon!

Seasoned tea towel, yummy

MonMon's stylish chef whites are so good. I want to be her even more this year.

They don't have to make their own sponge? What sort of challenge is this

People with those earlobe holes should be banned from tv - they're unsightly and make me queasy! So there!

Swiss roll.. Can't go wrong.

Squooshe 🤣🤣

Set creme pat does not look attractive.

'spread it while it's warm'

Gregggggg is trying very, very hard to comprehend all this.

With limited success, I feel.

That crime pat looks yuck stodgy

Creme

My Swiss Cross is the 99p chocolate one from poundland

Ffs

@squooshe

Gregg was in creepy awe of Monica's fast wrist action. Watch out, Mon!

She could use it to smack him one.

Oh he’s got loads of niche hates-Audi wankers, fat cars (4wd) in cities, mamils, loud people, Greggggg.
That’s why I love him.
And Monika, I want that pud.

So beautiful

Monica's swirl

Think you were right the first time @littlbrowndog

This is a test and a half. In the opinion of someone who things fine dining means tipping your yoghurt into a bowl.

Monica and Marcus looked at each other like "here we go again with this bald fucker"

@Pebbledashery

My Swiss Cross is the 99p chocolate one from poundland

who could be bothered baking a swiss roll?

@squooshe

'spread it while it's warm'

Like a Poundland Snoop song

It’s Edward VII!