Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

@Halsall

X-post with Pebble

Squooshe, I signed an NDA so can't say more about the Barry Chuckle episode

Pretentious pillock. Telling them what he's doing. But I bet he can cook god rot him

If I had earring holes like that I'd use them hang my most favourite cooking utensils from.

I like when the tosser presents themselves early on.

How are you going to make the butter sauce?

Well I'm going to just take the butter...

No shit!

He has that confidence that some mid 20s chaps have that is based on nothing other than a lack of experience of the world. Maybe he will grow out of it and become a normal human being.

The ear holes are deeply unattractive

Can't fault how it looks though

A whole bowl of croutons and he puts a burnt one on.

Have to admit he seems competent

As much as I'm deriding his 'ya foraging' demeanour, he looks like he knows what he's doing

@GrouchyKiwi

If I had earring holes like that I'd use them hang my most favourite cooking utensils from.

I am literally guffawing at that!

My dh loathes with a passion, foragers. I loathe this guy on sight because my wank-dar is flashing like Blackpool front.

@GrouchyKiwi

If I had earring holes like that I'd use them hang my most favourite cooking utensils from.

I have images of a ladle and masher hanging as earrings 🤣

The scallops look wonderful. He's a dickhead but looks like he can cook.

@Pebbledashery

Ok.. He's this series tosser. That voice is going to enjoy me.

Interesting typo there Pebble!

I was so hoping he would mess it up. Don't like him.

Them ear holes 🤮🤮

@sunbird24 epic fail

Annoy!!!

my wank-dar is flashing like Blackpool front.

🤣🤣🤣

Monica's challenges are always so much better

Next task_

Make beans on toast

@fourquenelles

He has that confidence that some mid 20s chaps have that is based on nothing other than a lack of experience of the world. Maybe he will grow out of it and become a normal human being.

But he’s a black belt in something.

Why why do they try and make the "20 minutes" novel each time??

Black belt in forager tossery

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

My dh loathes with a passion, foragers. I loathe this guy on sight because my wank-dar is flashing like Blackpool front.

I admire people who have niche hatreds. I fully despise people who say 'I'm sweet enough' when you ask if they take sugar in their tea.