Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Well, Rhodri should be able to cook lamb should the occasion arise, anyway. But Swiss roll may be more of a challenge.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Oh he’s got loads of niche hates-Audi wankers, fat cars (4wd) in cities, mamils, loud people, Greggggg. That’s why I love him. And Monika, I want that pud.

It would be easier for me to list the kind of people my OH does like!

Pub grub

Oh dear Rhodri.

Shut up with the stupid questions Gregggg

I love Monica's oh what the fuck face

Facepalm

Wtf is he doing ffs

Tense music 🤣🤣

Wtf!

Monica looks royally cross.

Oh dear.

Omg

Yeah, that’s all going to run out the sides

I can't look

That's way too thin.

I literally gasped when he ripped that sponge off the paper. This is going to be a terrible mess.

He's had a nightmare

Stick flowers on to hide it all. I like his style

The end result looks edible though

Murdered Swiss roll

Eek, Halloween pud!

Oh I enjoyed that car crash!

That looks like a playdough cake my 5 year old made me.

Monica is insulted to even eat it.

Both Monica and Marcus call it a bane marie.

This grieves me.