Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Just vomited.

Looks like egg yolks…

That dessert looks pretty, apart from the maggots.

It does look like maggots climbing out the mango

Apart from the maggot rice that dessert looks good. Dan has done a lovely job.

Is rice powder even worth it

I kind of remember my dh coining Speaking Cock. But, great minds might well think alike.
Looks like tinned peaches. With maggots.

If gregg says slipperiness again I think I might vomit

Maggot rice and slippery mango 🤮

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I kind of remember my dh coining Speaking Cock. But, great minds might well think alike. Looks like tinned peaches. With maggots.

Hats off to your DH. It's brilliant 🤩

We need to brief the BBC on what Gregg is not allowed to say. If they must use him we need our compromise.

Super yacht you say? Gosh

Crisps and water 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Tomato water and bivalves.

No thank you.

@Wolfcub

If gregg says slipperiness again I think I might vomit

I was just about to say this. I'm feeling a bit sick now.

That fish is fucking cremated

Dan has a look of Matt Campbell the young assassin from a prevoius series who died suddenly

Isn't tomato water just heinz???

I wonder if Lauren has ever worked at sea?

Will they tell us do you think, if she does have any experience riding the briny waves?

Looks shite

More egg yolks…

I don't think people on super yachts can eat well by the look of that

If I were paying £350,000 for a week on a super yacht I'd be very disappointed by that dish.

I love passionfruit, but it looks like she put toadspawn all over her dessert and nope.

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Dan has a look of Matt Campbell the young assassin from a prevoius series who died suddenly

that was so sad