Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Rember last years lamb disasters

@Halsall

I'm going to be controversial and say I think there's too much gravy and not enough mash there.

Yup!

Mill Foy

Visions of a baby with Greggs face in a nappy.... Shudder

@TheDogsMother

I think I need to check on my beans elements to combine with my toast elements.

Add tomato water. Go on I dare you

This is why lamb is so fucking expensive, master chef has got it all!

I cannot hear macerated as anything other than 'prechewed'.

😭

@TheDogsMother

I think I need to check on my beans elements to combine with my toast elements.

With a wheat crumb? Sounds much nicer than some of this.

Imagine waking up and Gregg Wallace was lying there next to you in bed blabbering some nonsense.

It boggles my mind that more than one woman has chose this fate.

I’m eating Hot&Spicy Cheez-Its two ways (individually and in handfuls)

@thedogsmother 😂😂😂

@Hobnobswantshernameback

God The speaking cock

You fucking legend

I'd love to take the credit for that but it was a prior legend who came up with it. Brilliant isn't it.

What was that massive splat on the plate?! Nico's lamb isn't even born, it's that rare.

Gregg is on his fourth wife isn't he

Those Mille feuille are a mess

Marcus's face after he told Dario not to forget dessert

It just said 'Tosser!'

I love that he holds his arm out to indicate time running out.

'I'm not messin', mate, I've got a watch and everyfing'

@Pebbledashery

Gregg is on his fourth wife isn't he

On his fourth wife. What a revolting concept. Like a stallion on his fourth cover. Except it's Greg

It's chimeric your bozo!

That fish looks delicious

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

Just getting that off my chest nice and early

Fuck of Greg with your tongue

Gregg: you are forbidden from speaking about your tongue ever again.

@squooshe

I love that he holds his arm out to indicate time running out.

'I'm not messin', mate, I've got a watch and everyfing'

🤣🤣 It's probably a Rodex from daaan the market

@Blueberrycreampie

It's chimeric your bozo!

Sorry that was to the voiceover. I don't know what came over me.