Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Riding the briny wave 🤣🤣

@GrouchyKiwi

We need to brief the BBC on what Gregg is not allowed to say. If they must use him we need our compromise.

Please, bbc have this dictionary. God in heaven, what is that?

@GertrudeBElion

I wonder if Lauren has ever worked at sea?

Will they tell us do you think, if she does have any experience riding the briny waves?

Don't know, it hasn't been mentioned?

@GertrudeBElion

I wonder if Lauren has ever worked at sea?

Will they tell us do you think, if she does have any experience riding the briny waves?

I'm starting to think the yachts were possibly not that super after all.

Lamb not raw, hooray!

See Dario has the poo edged plates, set off nicely by the green splat.

That looks like it's been dropped

That mille feuille looks like it's made by Fisher price

Looks like a toddler has filled the pastry with play doh.

@Pebbledashery

Wetter. Ffs greg 🤮🤮🤮

So many No words I can't even cope.

wetter, looser and more of it!

God in heaven make it stop.

@Pebbledashery

That mille feuille looks like it's made by Fisher price

Haha it does!

Wish Gregggg’s mouth would clog up permanently

That mille feuille looks like it's made by Fisher price

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wetter
Looser
There’s two more he can never say.

@squooshe

wetter, looser and more of it!

God in heaven make it stop.

🤮😂

Oh Nico. That looks terrible.

A skewered heart is delightfully gothic

Raw lamb. Cardinal error.

Ewwwww Gregg please stop saying wetter, looser and slippery 🤢

Nico has a touch of David Walliams about the face

'Minted lambs hear skewer'

So extra. Not any old lamb, this lamb was a baller, it was MINTED

Ha that was a good one. Fisher price 🤣🤣