Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

More fish...

"All the years". She's 29. She's barely dry from delivery

Textures of tomato.

This woman’s voice is grating

Tomato water sounds sad. Very sad.

@HMSSophy

"All the years". She's 29. She's barely dry from delivery

🤣🤣

Lauren's superyacht shtick is getting a bit old now, I feel.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Married At First Sight.

Mussel mousse sounds like a gym protein shake

@Pebbledashery

Mussel mousse sounds like a gym protein shake

Particularly served with tomato water

The speaking cock is back.

No fucking way is he 28.

Oh no! Yuk! 🤮

Massive carrots

Cheers Blue. Not my thing.
Canon of lamb with crust for a line.

Anything heart is just horrible

As is anything goat

No thanks to the heart.

Just a quick check in as I've only just got in from work. Will catch up and see you on Thursday!

Astronomical carrots

Don't look forward to that, Marcus. It sounds icky. (Technical term.)

God
The speaking cock

You fucking legend

I think I need to check on my beans elements to combine with my toast elements.

Dario’s main course is my dream

Fuck off Gregg.
Fuck
Off
Just
Fuck
Off