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Ruby, Ruby, Ruby…MIC’s back

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Lightisnotwhite · 11/10/2021 22:09

Whew. The countries going to pot but the posh ones are unwavering. They always look at their best after a bit of a summer holiday.

Miles, no ones falling for it. But yo, is that Moanie about to be single (ish) again?

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/12/2021 10:22

And aye, one of them will be the dad.

But the extent of their duties thus far has been spaffing in a cup and providing the old wongaroonies.

I don’t have any objection to the parenthood. (Not my place to any way)

I object to it being aaaaaaaaaall about them (it isn’t), that they speak like a baby is a right (it isn’t) or an accessory (it isn’t) and that it is yet another thing which is easily purchased if you have the dosh (it shouldn’t be) and the mother is barely mentioned (and SHE should be as she has the biggest role here).

If it is anything other than that then they need to work on their scripts because they are coming across like a pair of entitled and self absorbed knobbers.

But most of all they can can it with ‘we are pregnant’ pish.

No matter how rich you are, you have to be a biological female to be that.

MarshaBradyo · 29/12/2021 10:24

We’re pregnant

Yeh not sure about that

Feel for the woman though, with the last bit of news. Not sure why she’s so driven for them but still

MarshaBradyo · 29/12/2021 10:25

Sam Prince is morphing into a plastic male sleb much older than he is which is weird

sashagabadon · 29/12/2021 12:57

Another thing I don’t get is why julius cares so much about Inga. He couldn’t give a monkeys about her back in the summer when they were in that farmhouse, maybe Easter? He was actually really rude to her so what’s changed ( apart from producers needing a story line for him Wink)
Also ALL of them continually say “and I” in sentences where it should be “and me”. And they have all had very expensive educations too! What a waste!
Do they think it makes them sound posher?!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/12/2021 13:07

Jules is not number 1 in the big scheme of things.

Jules is about 438th. And desperate to have a story line. Fighting to be relevant.

Jules is trying to wipe all trace of him being a cock by being a knight in shining armour.

Nope. Still a cock. Just an interfering one.

He seems totally lost. I would posit the notion that he has been big-upped all his puff by those around him.

And he is finding out that he isn’t quite the remarkable being that he was told he was.

Noshowlomo · 29/12/2021 13:20

I hate Jules with a passion

Hotyogahotchoc · 29/12/2021 13:36

*ALL of them continually say "and I" on sentences when they mean "and me"

Yes! I've only noticed Liv do this but all the time!

Did they not all have expensive education Confused

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/12/2021 13:55

The schools have excelled in teaching them how to shit stir, guffaw and speak without showing their top teeth.

Unless of course they have brand Harry spankers Chelsea gnashers that they are obligated to show off. (For a small fee).

sashagabadon · 29/12/2021 14:22

@Hotyogahotchoc

*ALL of them continually say "and I" on sentences when they mean "and me"

Yes! I've only noticed Liv do this but all the time!

Did they not all have expensive education Confused

It’s not just Liv ( although she is a big offender) it’s all of them! Sam Prince used “and me” correctly this week and then corrected himself to “and I” which was incorrect ( so he incorrected himself Grin) Anyway minor point obvs but drives me mad Grin
BasiliskStare · 29/12/2021 15:19

@SheldonesqueTheBstard - I agree - I used to like those two but self obsessed knobbers is a phrase which will come to mind when I see them. Excellent.
A child is not a right. I get that they they want one. But that poor woman who has tried twice for them has had two miscarriages. What thought of her? - enough -- they just annoy me now.

BasiliskStare · 29/12/2021 15:21

I am also on board with the misuse of me & I & also "like" being used too many times & also Ruby's whiny voice.

But I still watch it Blush - shame on me - it is like car crash TV

sweatervest · 29/12/2021 15:34

i feel so sorry for rez. ruby has eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeked out will she won't she/miles or rez/do i care or not/ for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages.

i SO hope james and maeva get engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maeva is such a hoot.
and why was sam prince's face so shiny? and why do people think he's good looking? i'm sure his mother thinks he's the handsomest baby boy in the world but he looks so plastic and slimy and revolting.

was that the end of the season and hearing lock&lock talk about pregnancies when the surrogate is .2 seconds pregnant. i don't particularly give two hoots about either of them. but it's the baby mama who's medically going through a trauma, much more so than them.

isn't lock&lock some sort of sandwich box. (irrelevant. like julius. or was it sam. both of them could have an "i'm irrelevant" sticker, should they want it)

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/12/2021 15:42

Rezzzzzzz is better off without ruuuuuuuubylongdrawl.

He surely needs to bin her off.

I can see why he is torn though.

If she pulls the fluid out of littlerez like the long hard drawn out affected way as she does her syllables, then I can see why a dude might be torn.

will this pleshurrrrrrrrr neveeeeeeeeeeeerr endddddd

sweatervest · 29/12/2021 15:47

i read that as "i can see why he is tom though". instead of "torn"

rezzly just wants to be happy with whiny chops on his arm/other body part and it makes me sad for him that it's not likely to happen any time soon :O(

must take ruby at least 20 minutes to say "byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" when she's on the phone. to miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles.

also i love mic.

happilybemused · 29/12/2021 17:51

Can someone explain why man child Sam Prince is considered attractive. Both Inga and Verity are beautiful, talented and successful yet still fell for him as if he was an absolute catch.

I know he is probably wealthy but surely anyone living around and about Chelsea has some coin and surely there are better options.

Also Digby giving the same girls the ick. He seems decent and not repulsive so why oh why is Sam P the better option.

Although I do agree with the previous poster who thought Verity pressured into kissing Digby during spin the bottle or whatever was uncomfortable and I totally agree she's allowed not to fancy him.

Just why oh why is Sam Prince so attractive to these ladies !

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/12/2021 20:03

I’d rather go Diggers than l’il Sameh.

I get the feeling that getting intimate with him would feel like rubbing yourself with an over ripe banana.

Plus he might just be cheaper than biscuits to hire for a story line.

BasiliskStare · 29/12/2021 20:48

I do think Sam Prince looks like a poor man's version of Paul Young in his youth. Also almost none of them live in Chelsea - plenty of stock photos - it's a programme for advertising pub / restaurant / bar venues surely ?

I loved that Miles said he was away for "work" - Hmmm Celebrity dating something - rearrange the words as you will - you are making money out of being on a reality show - get over yourself.

BasiliskStare · 29/12/2021 20:49

@SheldonesqueTheBstard - had not thought of the banana - but now you mention it Grin

Hotyogahotchoc · 29/12/2021 21:00

Oh gosh whiney Ruby

Crying again after being dishonest or a bitch

I'm up to where she told the truth to Miles about kissing Rez as he was leaving but I just really don't like her!!

Agree about Sam Prince

Just saw the preview of the next episode abs V used "Sam and I" incorrectly. It's not that hard!!

I do like Maeva and James but she can be very childish

Inga seems to always have several people on the go

Digby is not my type but I'd take him over Sam Prince!!

kirkandpetal · 30/12/2021 13:36

Forgot about the 'Xmas' episode so bonus watch for me this morning

Sam - well you've all said it. Not attractive in any way.

Inga - liking her being a bit ballsy but I always want to get a facecloth and give her face a good scrub. She looks grubby.

Lockes - isn't this the 3nd time the surrogate has miscarried? Is it the same surrogate? Why announce it clearly 5 secs after she's just pissed on a stick. Surely but would be better to wait until the 12 week scan? Although granted it's not about that, it's about making good telly. Although I think it's backfired spectacularly.

Loving James and Maeva more and more. I used to loathe James but actually like him now and think they've evened out a bit. So must be time for a bust up!! (Hope not though)

kirkandpetal · 30/12/2021 13:36

2nd time I mean

BasiliskStare · 30/12/2021 14:39

@kirkandpetal - I agree they are coming across as self obsessed knobbers ( see upthread ) - in this house it has backfired - we don't like them now - And the black screen about "their" pregnancy - Oh do give over chaps - how many times will this woman want to go through it for them. Biology 101 - Lovely you have a lovely relationship but .......

Hotyogahotchoc · 30/12/2021 16:08

Sam Prince is not attractive at all!!

Hotyogahotchoc · 30/12/2021 16:19

Is it just me or is someone else's pregnancy test in a box a bit grim Confused

And I'm wondering how early they announced it

BasiliskStare · 30/12/2021 16:28

@Hotyogahotchoc - not just you & I too wonder how early they have announced various pregnancies. I bet they would not be so keen to show everything on TV asap if it were one of them having the child - but I guess they think it is what makes them interesting. Pretty poor show I reckon from both of them.