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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:42

Is that lamb leaking all over the plate or is there a reddish sauce? I would not like a sauce that colour.

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SlantyBaws · 02/12/2020 21:42

HMS absolutely. And any use of those tiny wee tongs.

HMSSophie · 02/12/2020 21:42

Saffron potato mash reminds me of school mash tbh

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:43

This dude reminds me of Jim Carrey in the cable guy

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2020 21:43

So many lumps of stuff. Sigh

Wolfcub · 02/12/2020 21:43

I wouldn't t be happy with the poppy seeds

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:43

Poppy seeds are total uncalled for

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/12/2020 21:43

@Pebbledashery

This dude reminds me of Jim Carrey in the cable guy
He has got a bit of crazy eyes.
littlbrowndog · 02/12/2020 21:43

Oh will try fuckery

jay55 · 02/12/2020 21:44

@Wolfcub

I wouldn't t be happy with the poppy seeds
I was just imaging having to floss after that dessert.
Halsall · 02/12/2020 21:44

I was just thinking that, wolf . They have a slightly metallic taste imho. Surely annoyingly gritty too.

jay55 · 02/12/2020 21:45

I thought ooo what a lovely bright sauce then saw the flowers, sigh.

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:45

This round is not going well.

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TheDogsMother · 02/12/2020 21:45

Oh dear Delilah

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/12/2020 21:45

I don’t get fish skin.

HMSSophie · 02/12/2020 21:46

My my Delilah

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:46

Gregg would find a plate of twigs delicious. His opinion isn't counted.

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2020 21:46

Crap in other words

fourquenelles · 02/12/2020 21:46

Me neither OhWhat disgusting stuff

Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:47

@littlbrowndog 😁🤣🤣🤣

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:47

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

I don’t get fish skin.
I give it to the dog.
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Pebbledashery · 02/12/2020 21:47

Whats the chefs term for crap?

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2020 21:47

Said it before. You could give Gregg a bag of sugar and that would do.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/12/2020 21:47

That looks like blobs of mushy peas.

RomaineCalm · 02/12/2020 21:47

I think these first two might be going home.

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