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Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

997 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 02/12/2020 21:07

Previous thread.

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littlbrowndog · 08/12/2020 21:49

This looks like no takeaway we ever have

Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:49

When I order a takeaway. I get a pizza. As long as its not stuck to the top of the box. I'm all good.

TheDogsMother · 08/12/2020 21:50

Oh well done Dave

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:50

I wish that gurning idiot would bugger off! Surely they can get someone else to tell the time rather than that charmless murk?

DennisWaterman · 08/12/2020 21:51

@jay55

Anyone ever ordered gunniafowl from the takeaway?
We just get bored of it so easily.

'Not guinea fowl again mum!' they cry.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/12/2020 21:51

Not sure this was a good idea, Aaron. It all looks very soggy and meltedy.

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Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:51

I don't think I could afford a Guinea fowl takeaway.

Madcats · 08/12/2020 21:51

I don't understand the point of Greg.

Keeping my fingers crossed for Jamaal (he works at Lucknam Park near us).

TheDogsMother · 08/12/2020 21:51

@DennisWaterman 🤣🤣🤣🤣

HMSSophie · 08/12/2020 21:51

dennis GrinGrin

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2020 21:51

Haha Dennis. Same in my family.

😂😂😂

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:52

"Black Pudding Bon Bons"?

viques · 08/12/2020 21:52

To be fair they should have put those boxes in a delivery bag and ridden them a mile or two over potholed roads. There is a reason why some foods don’t travel.

Halsall · 08/12/2020 21:52

Maybe you're just not ordering enough truffle to go with, Dennis Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/12/2020 21:52

Whoever said how horrible okra is, our Indian does deep fried okra in chickpea batter. I can eat my own body weight.

jay55 · 08/12/2020 21:52

Feel bad for Aaron as his biryani looked so good.

Jamaar is gone, he's just not ready yet.

Pebbledashery · 08/12/2020 21:52

Sweetbreads 🤢

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:53

Lookinggood for Dave - fingers crossed!

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2020 21:53

Baby rattling her cot shouting no more guinea fowl

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:53

Gregg holds his spoon like a two-year old.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/12/2020 21:53

Sad I really wanted Jamaar to get through but I think that's that.

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ilovesooty · 08/12/2020 21:53

That's pretty from Victor.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 08/12/2020 21:53

@littlbrowndog

Baby rattling her cot shouting no more guinea fowl
Those were my DDs first words, too!
Wolfcub · 08/12/2020 21:54

Yes lovely smiley Victor might be safe

DennisWaterman · 08/12/2020 21:54

Never ever want to see or hear Greggg say 'oo-ooh' like that again thanks.