Masterchef The Professionals, #3: These threads last longer than 20 minutes.

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@Pebbledashery

I just love hearing Bart talk.

So do I - a Dutch accent is a delight.

I wouldn't mind if Jonno went, either - he's so full of himself.

I struggle to recall a contestant so universally loathed.

Dave looks so depressed.

Fuck off greggggg

They will keep Jonno in as "good telly". Unfortunately.

@SchadenfreudePersonified it really is. Very soothing.

Jonno just makes my teeth itch!!

Dave is so nice, but so earnest.

Come on Dave. You can do it.

I'm rooting for Dave. He looks so dejected.

I missed loads because the cat bit her own foot. Must have heard Gregg's voice.

Ice cream in a box? Sure?

SHUT YOUR GOB, GREGGGGGGGGG!

I reckon Marcus’s idea of a takeaway isn’t ours.

Nice philly

Aaron reminds of me when my son was in year 3 and cut his own hair.

@JamieLeeCurtains

I missed loads because the cat bit her own foot. Must have heard Gregg's voice.

Tried to devour herself rather than listen to him?

Wise little cat.

Maggggggooooooott truck is unloading.. Move aside.. Move aside.

Yayyyyyy wild puffed rice. Sounds a lovely dish though.

How come they can knock this stuff out in less time than it takes me to make a stir fry? Bloody professionals.

I don't want "WOW" in a takeaway.

I want curry.

Lovely curry.

And lots of it.

Get the salt on lass

Ice cream in a box? Sure?

HMSSophie in terms of misguided concepts it reminds me slightly of the 'cup'o'pizza' in that Steve Martin film.

Those gunpowder spuds look yummy.

Anyone ever ordered gunniafowl from the takeaway?