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Father Ted

219 replies

purrswhileheeats · 24/08/2020 22:14

My favourite episode was on More4 earlier - The Mainland. I've seen it so many times but it still makes me cry laughing.

My dad and my ex boyfriend are Irish and they nearly came to blows in a restaurant fighting over who was paying the bill ShockGrin

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Malin52 · 25/08/2020 00:44

Fr. Andy Riley,
Fr. Desmond Coyle,
Fr. George Byrne,
Fr. David Nicholson,
Fr. Declan Lynch,
Fr. Ken Sweeney,
Fr. Neil Hannon,
Fr. Keith Cullen,
Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Fr. Mick McEvoy,
Fr. Jack White,
Fr. Henry Bigbigging,
Fr. Hank Tree,
Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie
Fr. Stig Bubblecard,
Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,
Fr. Luke Duke,
Fr. Billy Ferry,
Fr. Chewy Louie,
Fr. John Hoop,
Fr. Hairycake Linehan,
Fr. Rebulah Conundrum,
Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Fr. Jemima Racktool,
Fr. Jerry Twig,
Fr. Spodo Komodo,
Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.
Fr. Todd Unctious
YES!!!!!

ClinkyMonkey · 25/08/2020 01:16

I love the episode where Father Ted keeps tapping the car, which is being offered as a raffle prize, to remove a tiny dent and it ends up totally banjaxed. He's so nonchalant about it, then wakes up in the night screaming 'OH JESUS WE'RE DEAD. OH GOD ALMIGHTY!'

morriseysquif · 25/08/2020 01:20

Good Luck with the book 😂

igotdemons · 25/08/2020 02:43

I love Father Ted, one of the best sitcoms ever written! 😂

One of my favourite lines is when Dougal says to Ted “I wouldn’t know Ted, ya big bollocks!’ 😂 DH and I often say that to each other 😂

Also when Dougal calls Bishop Brennan ‘Len’ and BB replies “You address me by my proper title, ya little bollocks!” 😂

So many hilarious lines from one show! 🤣

WinterAndRoughWeather · 25/08/2020 02:52

It’s not Christmas for me unless I’ve watched the Father Ted special, ideally at about 1am on channel 4, on my own when everyone’s gone to bed.

We nearly called our dog Father Benny Cake, and often regret picking another name.

lljkk · 25/08/2020 03:08

"close"... "far away"... "close"... "far away"

@FrTedQOTD on Twitter brightens my day.

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Wincarnis · 25/08/2020 04:02

Henry Sellers & his wig

binkyblinky · 25/08/2020 06:27

Down with this sort of thing!

Endlessmizzle · 25/08/2020 06:40

Where is everyone watching it?

ItsIslandTime · 25/08/2020 08:21

It's an amazing show. So clever.

cretelover · 25/08/2020 08:38

Too many brilliant lines to quote. A couple that haven't been mentioned - the hairy hands home " I reeeaalllyy shouldn't be here " and in the lingerie section two quotes spring to mind " aarrggghhh I was messing with this bra strap and it flew back and hit me in the eye" and "I thought I saw someone"

dangerrabbit · 25/08/2020 08:43

Great series.

Christmas special is probably the favourite.

Corcra · 25/08/2020 09:02

Dougal being totally in awe of Fr. Damo “Blur or Oasis” 😂😂

Blerg · 25/08/2020 09:17

Love this show. Lots of great bits already mentioned. I think both from the Christmas special - when Ted somehow knows Dougal wants matador stuff as a present. And when Dougal’s guess for the advent picture is ‘Ruud Gullit on a garden shed.’

LillianBland · 25/08/2020 09:48

My dear husband used to love action movies, such as Speed and he roared laughing at the bomb on the milk float scene. The boxes in the middle of the road! 🤣 It didn’t matter how often he watched it, it always set him off.

FedUpWithBriiiiick · 25/08/2020 09:57

Fed up with... briiiiick!

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FippertyGibbett · 25/08/2020 09:58

I loved the caravan one, but my favourite was the fair where they had the tunnel of goats .

SoManyActivities · 25/08/2020 10:10

Bishop Brennan's assistant, the most sarcastic priest in Ireland!

Malin52 · 25/08/2020 11:02

@Endlessmizzle we watch on Britbox.

backinthebox · 25/08/2020 12:48

My horse is named Dougal in honour of Father Dougal. He didn't have a name when I got him but he was Irish and slightly clueless looking in a jolly sort of way, and my husband said 'it looks as though he is saying 'Oh, I'm a horse then, am I?' in the same tone of voice that Father Dougal says 'I'm a priest then, am I?' to Ted. When I took part in a big competition where I needed a crew I dressed my entire crew in t-shirts with 'My Lovely Horse' and a photo of my horse's head superimposed on a rainbow square on the front. I had lots of people come up to me and sing 'My Lovely Horse' at me, everyone else was completely bemused.

Roswellconspiracy · 25/08/2020 13:12

Dougal we are not watching aliens

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Love father Ted.

lovelymm · 25/08/2020 13:19

Genius! I still fancy Father Damo Lennon!

GlumyGloomer · 25/08/2020 13:35

Are you sure? It's got cocaine in it Grin

GlumyGloomer · 25/08/2020 13:37

Oh not cocaine, what am I on about? ...raisins

glomerulus · 25/08/2020 13:44

I've called him Sampras! You know, the whole tennis/rabbits thing...

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