Corrie Thread - NO SPOILERS please! 2m apart on the cobbles!

[PennyRoyal]

Couldn't see a new thread so started this one. So we're now into a show of two halves, edited together - pre and post lockdown! Who's shouting "before" "after" at each scene?

Blonde Craig!

Craig looks amazing. Wish i was that motivated re my weight. I need to know the paint colour in Adam & Leanne's Sisters kitchen....(her name just won't stick for some reason). Sage? Pistachio? Adam is v distracting ,I'm a sucker for a Scottish accent & v dark hair at best of times.....

That episode was very underwhelming.

I think they're hastily rewriting ...

Just watching +1 and came on to say about Craig's weight loss. How did he get the time, it's not like the police were furloughed Looks great though.

Those scenes in the café with Nina and Steve were excruciating! Half the episode seemed to be taken up with Steve and his sausages.

Craig’s weight loss is great, but his hair is awful!

What about devs beard 😳 Craig looks great, dodgy hair and all!

@PoloNeckKnickers

Those scenes in the café with Nina and Steve were excruciating! Half the episode seemed to be taken up with Steve and his sausages.

Yep! It was pure filler shite.

Sally asking dev do he grew his beard for charity! 😂😂😂

Yes Dev's beard and Craig's bleached hair

Craig looks literally half the size. Amazing achievement!

I actually liked the beard on Dev. And I’m not normally a fan of beards. Just me then? 😂

How much were those sausages in Devs!!

I thought Dev looked great, and i am not a fan. Steve's scenes were just nonsense.

@EdwardCullensBiteOnTheSide

How much were those sausages in Devs!!

I'm sure he said £12.78? I rewound it and tried to hear it again! Deffo sounded like that tho!

I thought it was £4.78.
But the whole sausage thing was indeed ridiculous and poorly disguised filler. Much like many sausages...

Craig's weight loss is ridiculous, in the fact that it hasn't been mentioned - if that were real life, everyone would be commenting on it. Not a fan of his hair though and thought Dev's beard was ridiculous.

When were these filmed as surely the hairdressers had opened by this time?

Wny were the sausages frozen?!

Dev looked like Old Father Time sat there not moving beard etc.

I liked devs beard, it suits him.
Craig’s weight loss is AMAZING, but his hair is not.

Throughout the whole Steve/ sausage nonsense I just kept thinking ‘go cook them in your own flat!’ It’s only 30 secs down the road!

It really is weird at the moment, so many things don't make sense, I did wonder about the sausages being frozen as well as the price of them, they made such a clunk when Steve whacked them on the counter. Absolutely stupid Steve demanding that Nina cook them for him, is he supposed to be incapable? As pps have said, can't believe there is no reference to Craig's weight loss, its so astounding that it deserves to be written in to the storyline.

Maybe the scriptwriters thought we'd all be so overcome with lust at the sight of a half naked Chesney that we wouldn't notice the lack of plot.

What's the big deal about topless Chesney, if he'd no pants on it would have been a story. Sausages would never make a good story. They are comedy food.

@EdwardCullensBiteOnTheSide totally agree ! Bizarre behaviour from Steve who I’m sure we’ve seen having breakfast in his home perfectly normally without crying for pork.
Craig’s weight loss should be mentioned, I mean if I lost ten stone and no one mentioned it I would be fuming

Mind you no one has mentioned that the likes of Tracey and Nick have had 3+ Complete transformations

The sausages was so stupid. Go home and cook them!!!

Wish they’d get on with geoff etc now. Hate the way everything gets dragged out forever and ever

“All the platts”

Surely we can keep David MonkeyToes?? He’s the funniest character in it.