Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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@fourqenelles
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@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

Wtf is she doing to that poor fish

Bit pale

@ellanora took our time. They only had 24 people there.

I believe she is trying to make the judges vomit, which would make my week.

Why do they turn up with frilly shit on?
I bet Matthew and Judy will be good.

Did that idiot really just drink out of the bottle, filthy pig

7000 calories a day.

I like how he was talking about lairs, like Mary Berry.

I imagine Judy spent years shoving sandwiches in her kids faces as she drove them from school to training or matches.

The Internet Personality has had lessons, then

The Rihad (?) chap looks promising

Now it's too brown ffs

That fish

Thanks Potter delighted to hear that, would be rubbish if you were rushed.

Jesus that fish deserves to be treated better, why is she putting pear in the rice?

That dish is terrifying. I'm pretty sure I nearly stepped on that at the foot of the stairs the other morning after the dog was sick in the night.

That fish !!

Poor Grumpy. You deserved better my fishy friend

Grouchy

Like the look of those boozy pancakes

I think Internet lad has cooked once or twice before, never heard of him though

Finally here and missed a lot of last week.

Have just flicked through the thread - need to go back later and read about Potter's dinner properly.

Pear and rice though...

Pinsent's got the presentation thing down pat!

@ellanora me neither and he's a Dublin fella!!!

Oh yes Sir Matthew. That’s dhs favourite pud.

I hate custard but I'd quite like a night with Matthew.

There's the man with the largest lungs in the UK. true fact.

The way this show is making its way down the list of "people someone, somewhere, might have vaguely heard of", I'm expecting my call any day now.