Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

[ellenanora5]

@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

[Wolfcub]

Thomas is going to boil to death in that Gilet

[TheSpottedZebra]

Barnsey to rap within 41 minutes.

[PotterHead1985]

I read that article.

I'd be dead already in that gilet

[TheSpottedZebra]

This OiOi Cockernee one is pretending to know nothing, but I bet he's done his homework. Is he going to quenelle in Ep1?

[Wolfcub]

Oh I love Judy Love

[PotterHead1985]

Given how long I 'think' John's chicken has been in the pan I think Jonty May be disappointed

[PotterHead1985]

Judy's is gonna blow ya head off

[jay55]

So Myles has had a cooking lesson already

[Halsall]

The Guardian at the weekend described Gregggggggg as at once capable of sparkling you out in one punch, cheerfully selling you an organically farmed sausage, marrying your friend's quiet adult daughter and somehow buying your car off you for scrap

They then added that he was vacuum-sealed into a waistcoat, raising his eyes at turbot

I did snort.

[Wolfcub]

Not sure about oregano with five spice

[Cooltalkin]

Place marking
No idea who Miles is But he’s cute
Let’s hope he can cook
Like Thomas anyway bIt bouncy
John Barnes yes recognise him

I love master chef can even put up with Greg for it

[TheSpottedZebra]

Ooh that sounds a good article, Halsall suspect I may have read a Mail one Many mentions were made of his much younger 98th wife, and how he wanted her to remain fun and sexy.

[PotterHead1985]

Thought the chicken was over alright.

[PotterHead1985]

@TheSpottedZebra yea it was the mail one I saw

[PotterHead1985]

The potatoes look very greasy

[RomaineCalm]

Goodness me, they are being very kind to the celebrities.

✅ for 'me on a plate'. 😊

[jay55]

You on a plate, drink.

[PotterHead1985]

You on a plate. A play on the usual me on a plate and we are only 15 min in!!!

[RomaineCalm]

Sorry, I meant 'you on a plate'.

[PotterHead1985]

Raw meat. Drink

[TheSpottedZebra]

Myles seems a sweetheart. He had a very bad snowboarding accident, I guess since this was filmed.

[Halsall]

So they've all done well? Blimey

[Piggywaspushed]

Hello!

I shall out myself and say I know who Miles is as I am the only person left who watches the X Factor...

I also know Thomas.

Probably more than John Barnes knows about any of these people! He must be wondering if he walked in to the non celebrity version.

[PotterHead1985]

If you can't cook fucking spinach there's summat wrong with you so I'd hope it's cooked properly.

[RomaineCalm]

Fast track to the professional kitchen...