Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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@Halsall
@fourqenelles
@Grouchykiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@RomaineCalm
@PotterHead1985
@ShirleyPhyallus
@ilovesooty
@jay55
@TheDogsMother

Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

Jay - I've just said something similar about Matthew P.

A sportsman with a dainty dish is surprising.

jay55 . He's a big lad, my preferred kind

Cauliflower steak. Nooooooooooo....

Look - it is NOT a cauliflower 'steak'. FFS.

I googled him Potter and still none the wiser

Harvey Trollope.

Cauliflower steak. I am sometimes tempted by them (roasted cauli is a delight) but mostly pissy at calling a great chunk of vegetable a steak.

Like the true fact Piggy

Greebo

Once they start talking about 'the magic of the dish' with a totally straight face, you know a chef has disappeared up his own fundament.

How are kidneys a popular dish? Icky.

I'll have 6 portions of the steak and kidney on toast please.

I'll have yours Grouchy

There is no cooking really in Petes dish, and he's getting on my nerves already

You are more than welcome to it, four.

This chef seems more human than the first one

Ewww, no. Octopus makes me think of that scene in Oldboy.

Will no-one think of the octopus(us)?.

Personally I think eating octopus is like eating dog. They are so intelligent it's horrid.

Pigs are intelligent , too, mind...

I agree fourq (I bitterly regret all the ones I've eaten in the past )

So true Piggy I hate myself sometimes and would love to be a veggie - working on it

I've paused so I can fast forward the restaurant round, I don't like it

I hardly ever eat meat during the week when life is normal. But then that's because I spend all week eating toast and Maoams...

Octopus are too clever to eat.
When I was very young I had an older sophisticated bf. We went for a proper Chinese in Sydney. He had hot and sour soup. This huge bowl came and an octopus tentacle popped up. It was like the Addams family.
And what Irish kid is called Riyadh? Is that not an Arabic name?

Just looked at the menu for this place and it's now annoyed me by putting the prices just as a figure instead of using a £ sign.

Cauliflower steak... 9.5
Sirloin steak... 29

I think I am particularly grumpy tonight.