Celebrity MasterChef is back 1st July

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Sorry if I missed some people out, been racking my brains trying to think of everyone

Anyway 9.00 pm see you all there for the big ham fisted spoon holding and "it's a lovely thing"

Who's the veggie Piggy I missed that

DS just said he donated £1.40 to Leyton's coffers outside a Spurs game so is expecting to see his generous money reflected in the food choices.

Veggie is pretty boy.

I have to wonder what the point is of baking the aubergine to then hollow it out

And now we know from insider information last week that J and G are a mile away from each other

Thanks Piggy

Yes Jonty. Judy showed us all about rice issues.

Oh not fecking brownie again! And really shite ones by the sounds of it. I’m sick of hearing how he blags his way through life.

Hmmm, uncooked pastry on top of hot filling is never great, is it?

Why is she washing the cooked spuds

Surely someone could have told Chrissy to do more meat

I can't believe he's still fucking about with that brownie

'I just hope to eat some incredible food'

Bad luck.

I hate turkey

That curry is very watery looking

They didn't think footballers would want curry???!

I'd demolish that pie

They didn't make the pastry though

'a bit of a chew to it'

Also, he's serving the (rather liquid) curry with a slotted spatula. Huh? Don't they have spoons?

Crushed potato is the drier, lumpier, sadder cousin to the humble mash

Bleugh

Is cheese not usually vegetarian?

THANK GOD. I knew Matt wouldn't let us down on the custard front.

Imagine being interviewed for BBC tv and all you can say is “im a cheese fan”

Birds custard!