Sam and Billie the mummy diaries.

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New series anybody watching?

Sue’s new teeth look good glamorous Nanny!

Sam’s Xmas meal was over the top but if I had the money I’d probably do the same for my kids I love Xmas.

Does anybody know why Sam was crying in the preview?

I’m just nosy!

It's also still up for sale, or was of last week

yep its a different house and their current house was on rightmove to rent not buy. Guessing they tried to buy this and realised they wouldn't complete in time for school deadlines.

Otherwise why would you keep throwing away 70k a year on rent its mental. If you can't afford to buy the house of your dreams just lower your expectations. Though I think she compares everything she sees to her friend Luisa's mansion which she will never be able to buy

It is definitely rented. I think she rents because she hasn’t found the location she wants to live in permanently and because ITV contribute towards the rent.

if they show a "best of …." when they're quarantining will it just be a continuous loop of them washing their paws with care-bloody-ex?

who would have looked after nelly and Arthur and small paul and rosie at the party I wonder? am far too invested in this programme.

Nanny Gaynor will have looked after Paul and Rosie but not sure who would have looked after Nelly and Arthur as Greg’s mum was at the party.
The party was ridiculously OTT but that’s them all over.

Out of the whole hour long episode only 5 minutes actually had any children in it and that was Nelly performing. They may as well rename the programme

ooooh I only just realised. small paul and rosie weren't in it at all last night.

that party was paid for by okay/alright magazine and the itv though? or would have billie paid something too I wonder. £200 a head? 15,000 for the do?!?! insane.

I love it all 🤣

The c*rex product placement was very annoying

I’m sorry I just can’t warm to Nelly all this being shy etc I’m not falling for it and yes I know she’s a child but shes incredibly spoilt.

As for tik tac toe give me a high give me a low bleugh!!

Just working through the series now.
Think I’ve been in lockdown too long...starting to really fancy big Paul 😂🙈
Think he is just a proper softy, bit lazy but a lovely bloke imo.

Think I’ve been in lockdown too long...starting to really fancy big Paul

😂 it’s not just me though ...right?

Well besides Sam anyways

@PeepeeDarling I'm with you :) but don't love how he comes across on camera 📷 bet her completely different when they aren't around

I agree I think Big Paul is just uncomfortable on camera, I thought it was lovely he got involved in Billie’s party.

I’ve just watched the NYC episode. All this bollocks about “first class” - they flew premium economy!!!! Yes they were in the lounge. And all the pics on social media are in the lounge, because it clearly sounds better to be in the lounge and making everyone think you are flying first class...

And not surprised, people got pissed off with on the flight, BA Premium economy is a really small cabin so yep someone 2 rows ahead in a small cabin would get hacked off..

And then to slag off BA in social media..

Those pair have form for being vile on flights

Mabel I thought that, too!

They do this awful thing of trying to pretend they are having the best time ever, whooping and squealing. Anyone who doesn’t indulge them (like in the Maldives) is accused of being a party pooping bore who doesn’t know how to have a good time!

They were clearly never taught how to behave in a public space shared with others.

I think that's for the cameras, "look at the amazing time we are having!"

Sorry, posted too quickly I think it's also that they are trying to convince themselves that they are having a really good time:

The birthday party was an identical set up as the TOWIE season finales.

Location setting (usually a big fancy mansion), a theme that requires fancy dress and lots of dancing in slow motion

They stand about waiting for 'ACTION' then they all start jiggling about on the spot waving their arms in the air.

What you mean that party wasn't her real 30th birthday

The cringeworthy thing about the party was it was a theme copy from the kardashians...couldn’t think of anything original.