Sam and Billie the mummy diaries.

[Sweetpea84]

New series anybody watching?

Sue’s new teeth look good glamorous Nanny!

Sam’s Xmas meal was over the top but if I had the money I’d probably do the same for my kids I love Xmas.

Does anybody know why Sam was crying in the preview?

500k I reckon

Greg's hair is completely inconsistent. When he goes out shopping he's got his full head of hair, but in the VC he's talking to camera and has obviously had his head shaved

They mustn't show the episodes in the order they are filmed, if that makes sense?

Their new house is not what I expected at all. The garden is really overlooked

Yes I thought that about the garden being really overlooked, you'd think with them being 'celebs' that would bother them!

No plans have been submitted yet. We had that architect round to our house years ago and his suggestions were very standard. So no wonder he gave that look when Billie suggested a double staircase . We used somebody else in the end.

I can't believe I'm participating in chat about Billie and Sam. I blame the lockdown, too much time on my hands. I'm becoming incredibly nosey.

caveywavey at least you have the excuse of vested interest given Billie is now local to you!

No plans have been submitted yet.

Really? I wonder what they are waiting for...

I think Billie and Greg seem slightly more financially stable than Sam and Paul. I imagine Paul spends a lot of money and doesn't bring any in, whereas I can see Greg trying to rein Billie in

But it looks like Greg has given up work- I wonder if their income is solely on their profile.

Greg has his head shaved a few months back and I think they do all the talk to camera months later (even though they're talking about stuff months ago). If you look at the tans they're clearly after they'd all been away for Xmas.

I think the Sam & Big Paul ignorance about school has to be put on. They saw what Billie went through with Nellie the year before, are they genuinely that thick? I think the answer is yes ....

Homeschooling by big Paul... crikey.

I think you're right, the income must be solely on their profile.

I wouldn't be surprised if they had previously paid the mortgage off on their house, though. They didn't have to sell it to buy the new one.

I wonder how much you can actually earn from the TV series and a few fading clothing brands? It's possibly their Instagram stuff which is paying them loads

Their old house would probably do well in the rental market so that’s income if they have already paid it off.
I imagine Greg has money invested in the right places too considering the job he had

We aren’t going to diss their ideas of home schooling or their move to Surrey. Making it very clear that it is all their choice. Eh Greg, Bill and Nanny with the grill.

Yet you band on about it with sneery coupons.

I’d have been in bastard Surrey long ago with that coven babbling on.

Yes, that's definitely the impression I get NaturallyRadiant

Don’t get splashes from your cauldron on you muted whisper grey ‘ underwing of pigeon’ (glitter optional) walls.

By the way, the Sheps have set up a new Instagram account especially for the progress of their house project. Or, to see how much they can get in freebies in return for gushing posts about the trades involved.

I’m also surprised by the choice; their poor neighbours. Not long before the strains of “a little party never hurt noooooobody” are screamed over the fences... 😀

Also, do you think the thickness about school admissions is faked, so they can use it as a cover for when they send Paul to a private school?

“Oh we left it too late for the state school....”

He seems very much younger than his age and babyish. How long is he going to carry on carrying those bloody toy animals everywhere? This is where nursery would have been good for him to prepare for some independence.

It has to be fake so they have some content for the programme

my daughter says that billie has got the new house its own instagram page. apparently the floorplans are on there but i don't know much/anything about instagram.

i LOVE the rightmove links!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! should we not all send B&G a new house card when they move in? will be like a slow motion flash mob, via the post.

i reckon sam would have already got LP into a school somehwhere. bet billie would have said "where's lp going to school?" etc. sam might have even thought that before she was filmed saying it? or does she think in slow motion?

School admission was definitely put on. Their local authority would have written to them lots.

Love the RightMove links.

I find Big Paul’s behaviours very worrying. He’s a very controlling man. Sam always seems nervous around him. She desperately wants to please him. He’s a lazy lump. I can feel the tension in that house.

He does try to moderate his behaviour in front of the camera. Its very evident that Sam says what she thinks he wants her to say and does what he wants her to do. He’s a horrible man. Not allowing Paul to go to nursery was terrible. Sam talks about him not going constantly.

He doesn’t want his child away from him in nursery But is happy to have them away from him when they are making money modelling etc.

It’s absolutely evident that Luiza, Billie and Sue cannot stand him. He’s trying to isolate and separate Sam from her family.

The way he absolutely torments her by refusing to propose etc is cruelty.

Sam needs to take her children and run

Totally agree King

He's an incredibly odd character. I honestly cannot understand what she sees in him. He doesn't seem to be interested in her ( or Rosie) at all. It's really uncomfortable to watch her vying for his attention constantly