*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

Maria's flat must have at least 4 bedrooms, she lives there with Emma, Bethany, Liam & (possibly) Gary - I hope it has more than one bathroom

I'd be happier with a storyline that goes with Ali being Marie's baby's dad, but I think its ages since she shagged him.

eggandonion if you have sky you can watch classic corrie on ITV3 every afternoon, it's on other channels, press services on sky remote and you should find it.

Is nobody sad on the whole street that Robert is dead, apart from Tracy who feels a little bit 'something'.

My favourite characters at the moment are Tim and Abbey, they have a bit of humour in them.

I watch Classic Corrie on ITV3 on free sat. No need for sky.

I'm not in the UK, so can't record ITV stations, and that makes me sad! I must check non sky systems to see if that would work. And move from Sky.
Ali's hair is getting long, I suppose Maria can't trim it under the circumstances and David isn't currently capable, and Audrey has vanished. Bit worrying in terms of hairdressing.

Gary walks into Maria’s flat with his own set of keys. I’ve had farts last longer than they’ve been together yet he saunters in like he pays the frigging rent. No consideration from maria for Bethany whose mother he treated like shit. It’s like the threads we see on MN all the time where women move these new men in and they make themselves right at home straight away- to hell with any kids or whoever else lives there.

Sarah is better off without him. He used to be OK, now he is awful. Why didn't he visit his mum over Christmas, and did he send anything to the other baby, Phelan's grandchild? The nice lady who he had the one night stand with needs to return, she'd sort things. What was she called?
Even better, bring back Terry Duckworth.

Ali really needs a new do, if his forehead grows any bigger it will need it's own agent.

Well eggandonion Gary could be shoved in prison for a while and Terry could be in there. Then he could come back to the street and start causing trouble again.

I wish Gary would speak up and stop whispering or better still just bugger off!

Maria seems to speak through her teeth.

I've never seen the point off Maria, always thought she was a non character.

Is the florist still called Preston’s Petals? That was a ridiculous storyline

Do you think that Maria will go to report him and he’ll attack her or something? There’s gotta be a New Year storyline, surely? Hopefully better than the Xmas day one!

I missed last nights, but reading on here I don’t think I’ve missed much though have I?!
Watching now, Maria reading that letter is she thinking the baby isn’t Gary’s?

Right so Tracey’s going to be a lesbian now, is she?

Yes it does seem that she's got her eye on Paula.

Yep Tracey and Paula cop off!

Whaaaa? Haven't watched tonight's episode yet. I thought yesterday was the first time Tracey and Paula have actually spoken to each other

I think it was TheSquitz! now they’re spending NYE together getting pissed and brushing past each other to go to the toilet. For a “waz”

They really crowbarred that situation between Tracey and Steve didn't they? Totally unbelievable really just to set up a clichéd cheat situation.
Like the totally cliched bit with Kevin over hearing a snippet of conversation.

Yeah it was really badly done. Makes it feel very last minute.

Who's looking after Liam?

Maria really is an idiot. I bet her baby is Ali's. When will we find out he's a killer as well as a loan shark?

Well it didn't take much for Maria to change her mind.