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Apprentice fans, have your CV's at the ready!

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dillite · 02/10/2019 13:33

It's that time of year where we watch a school of twats try and out twat each other all for the sake of... No idea. To be forgotten? Become a Love Island z-lister?

Anyway, if you are in, then I shall see you at 9pm tonight!

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:33

If girls make even a penny profit after all this, I will be amazed.

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CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:34

O M G ! Why are they driving so fast? You need to stop and let people take photos

Howlongtillbedtime · 02/10/2019 21:34

Why are they driving so fast ?

Wizzbangpop · 02/10/2019 21:34

The girls are cringe

🐘 = rhino apparently

Howlongtillbedtime · 02/10/2019 21:34

@CoolCarrie ditto Grin

which1 · 02/10/2019 21:34

Oh gosh I can't watch!!!
And yet I am...

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:34

How can you not know the difference between a rhino and an elephant?

Dramaofallama · 02/10/2019 21:35

'Look, elephants!' Turn to see a bunch of rhinos Grin

peppinanna · 02/10/2019 21:35

This is complete cringe I cannot cope with this at all

LIZS · 02/10/2019 21:35

Cringey negotiation. Girls' customers will want refunds.

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:35

bastard I think this lot must be the Love Island rejects. That must be the only sensible explanation, surely?

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meow1989 · 02/10/2019 21:35

"I'll have forty"
"Five"
"Forty"
"Five"
"Forty"

Wizzbangpop · 02/10/2019 21:35

Thomas is a bit of a geezer isn’t he

They are whizzing past the animals -who’s driving?

SouthWestmom · 02/10/2019 21:35

It's a stupid task really. Go somewhere you've never been, sell tickets in a currency you don't use, lead a tour round somewhere you know nothing about it.

And the business leader skills modelled are?

Borris · 02/10/2019 21:36

Oh no. Here comes Lottie

CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:36

Please come and visit Cape Town it really is stunning and the guides at the game drives are brilliant, it is a beautiful place

CassandraCross · 02/10/2019 21:36

What the hell is going on on the girls team, wandering around not knowing where the cellar is? This is so toe curlingly embarrassing.

Howlongtillbedtime · 02/10/2019 21:36

That was awful in the gift shop !! Bullying dickhead.

AutumnCrow · 02/10/2019 21:36

Jesus, is that Rob Beckett's aggressive younger brother?

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:37

Fuck rock painting, I would rather watch animals. And scenery.

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meow1989 · 02/10/2019 21:37

What is rock painting..?

Jellykat · 02/10/2019 21:37

This is soooo bad!

peppinanna · 02/10/2019 21:38

The girls will surely lose this task it's so far from luxury lol

LIZS · 02/10/2019 21:38

Think they might be willing to forego rock painting for elephants.

SomeoneInTheLaaaaaounge · 02/10/2019 21:38

I do think I want to go on Safari now though looks gorgeous.