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Apprentice fans, have your CV's at the ready!

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dillite · 02/10/2019 13:33

It's that time of year where we watch a school of twats try and out twat each other all for the sake of... No idea. To be forgotten? Become a Love Island z-lister?

Anyway, if you are in, then I shall see you at 9pm tonight!

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PontypandyPioneer · 02/10/2019 21:29

Lottie is only 19??

CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:29

The Lion, Leopard, Rhino, Elephant and Buffalo are the big five, very rare to see the Leopard.

peppinanna · 02/10/2019 21:29

Boys safari gets my vote lol

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:29

wizz can I volunteer as lion food instead?

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SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:29

Whoever is doing the guided tour for the girls really needs to work on her presentation skills. And the boys’ tour sounds more like a football trip.

Piggywaspushed · 02/10/2019 21:30

Lottie is the equivalent of Alice on bake Off. No one believes she has an actual real job because she has so many..

WeNeedABudget · 02/10/2019 21:30

Oh I want to go there SO BAD!

Dramaofallama · 02/10/2019 21:30

I wonder how many of the big five they will see today?
I agree about lottie, very annoying already.

JustDanceAddict · 02/10/2019 21:31

Boys for sure - love a sing a long! The girls’ Tour is bore off.
Would much prefer to see animals than wine (can go to Waitrose for that!!).

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:31

I keep thinking about Arthur in Cabin Pressure and his Bear facts...

meow1989 · 02/10/2019 21:31

Lottie is making me cringe so hard I'm going to end up inside out...

I hate so many of these people...

Loveislandaddict · 02/10/2019 21:31

I felt Lottie was slightly rude to the wine expert. “I worked in the best bar” you know. How come she is now a librarian?

Cape Town is spectacular.

EggysMom · 02/10/2019 21:31

I always cringe at the delivery part of the tasks. It's my least favourite part.

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dillite · 02/10/2019 21:31

The female team is embarrassing

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Loveislandaddict · 02/10/2019 21:32

The women are a lively bunch this year.

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:32

The girls are absolutely useless and I’d be bored out of my mind.

CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:32

Ffs could they not google all the information and use cheat sheets if you have to! Fucking clueless

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:32

I am cringing inside out at the girls...and then they declare that the rhinos are fucking elephants!

ineedaholidaynow · 02/10/2019 21:33

Spot the elephant!

AutumnCrow · 02/10/2019 21:33

Lottie cannot actually be employed. By anyone. For actual money.

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:33

“One of the animals that do enjoy mating”?

As opposed to...?

LaMarschallin · 02/10/2019 21:33

Wizzbangpop

So quick mn poll: which would you prefer to go on? Boys safari or girls wine tour?

No "being disembowelled with a rusty bayonet" option?

Girls' wine.

I've seen the big five (took two safaris to see them all though) and I think I'd need to get pissed to get through either.

Although I'd waste less money on the boys' trip.

Really? No rusty bayonet? ☹

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:33

How do they find such utter clueless twats every year? It gets worse...

SomeoneInTheLaaaaaounge · 02/10/2019 21:33

Deffo Safari - I would slap someone on that wine tour. At least the safari the scenery is breathtaking!

Friolero · 02/10/2019 21:33

This girls team is horrendous, I can't stop cringing.