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Telly addicts

Apprentice fans, have your CV's at the ready!

301 replies

dillite · 02/10/2019 13:33

It's that time of year where we watch a school of twats try and out twat each other all for the sake of... No idea. To be forgotten? Become a Love Island z-lister?

Anyway, if you are in, then I shall see you at 9pm tonight!

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WeNeedABudget · 02/10/2019 21:22

Lottie is a pain in the arse already.

I’ve never heard the phrase ‘the big five’ before Blush

CassandraCross · 02/10/2019 21:22

The ticket sellers have promised food and there is no food - how many times has this happened before, do they never learn?

dillite · 02/10/2019 21:22

The librarian is an annoying know-it-all. £130 for a LUXURY tour and no food? Fuck that.

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CoolCarrie · 02/10/2019 21:22

She is a right smart arse that Lottie!

SouthWestmom · 02/10/2019 21:22

Very gamey 'these girls have caused a problem we need to sort out'

What a twat

Wizzbangpop · 02/10/2019 21:22

Who wears a suit in the bush? We were specifically told to wear Kahkis

SomeoneInTheLaaaaaounge · 02/10/2019 21:23

That wine bar bird is such a chuff!!!

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:23

Lottie is extremely annoying.

Howlongtillbedtime · 02/10/2019 21:23

How have these people even got jobs ?

SouthWestmom · 02/10/2019 21:23

Which one looks like Wednesday Addams grew up and infiltrated the human world

dillite · 02/10/2019 21:24

Those camera shots are beautiful.

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Figgygal · 02/10/2019 21:24

Oh Lottie you smug wine prick you Grin

Jellykat · 02/10/2019 21:24

They seem to be approaching student types who look like they defo couldn't afford the ticket!

Piggywaspushed · 02/10/2019 21:25

Where is 'the best wine bar in England'??

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:25

I’ve never heard the phrase ‘the big five’ before

You'll have heard it another 300 times before the night is out...

SmilingButClueless · 02/10/2019 21:25

Girls are going at 600 rand now. That’s not going to go down well when all the victims get talking to each other.

peppinanna · 02/10/2019 21:26

Lottie is really bloody irritating

Piggywaspushed · 02/10/2019 21:26

Lottie Lion! Brilliant Grin

thenightsky · 02/10/2019 21:26

They all look orange Confused

dillite · 02/10/2019 21:27

OMG! This is so cringe!!!!!

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madmumofteens · 02/10/2019 21:27

Lottie lion the librarian 😂

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 02/10/2019 21:27

Do you want to be bored to death or forced to sing Wimoweh?

Wizzbangpop · 02/10/2019 21:28

So quick mn poll: which would you prefer to go on? Boys safari or girls wine tour

SouthWestmom · 02/10/2019 21:28

Wait Lottie is a Librarian and a wine person?

LaMarschallin · 02/10/2019 21:28

Girls: Woo! Wow!"

Boys: "Wimoway a wimoway..."

Sweet baby Jesus on a bike.

I thought Club 18-30 was finished.